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Doggy dog world

By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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EVR 8

Monday 15 February 2021 22:41

If you can gather enough proof, sue the guy who let your puppy out. Hopefully you have enough proof to show that the other guy let your dog out and you just didn't forget to close your door type of deal.

juggalo2 21

Tuesday 16 February 2021 5:39

:'(

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John Bigley 8

Monday 15 February 2021 21:33

awe. I hope smootch is ok

EVR 8

Monday 15 February 2021 22:41

If you can gather enough proof, sue the guy who let your puppy out. Hopefully you have enough proof to show that the other guy let your dog out and you just didn't forget to close your door type of deal.

juggalo2 21

Tuesday 16 February 2021 5:39

:'(

magmarofl 5

Tuesday 16 February 2021 8:04

as unfortunate as the situation is you gotta be careful behind the wheel, get that in ya noggin before you kill someone

phybreawptic 13

Tuesday 16 February 2021 10:46

1) Dog eat dog. 2) Any suspects?

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