Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
Today, after I went to live with my biological mom, after she convinced me she’s been off drugs while I was living with my grandparents, she gave me one of two puppies she'd bought as a gift. Then she got arrested. Turns out she stole said puppy. Some things never change. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
I would kick his ass. That poor puppy could've died! I'm glad he's okay OP
columbusthecat 17
That's a terrible thing to do. Hope he's in the dog house. Hope the puppy is alright.
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Comments (94)
MrsHoffman 11
And that would have been the time to whoop your brothers ass, to teach him once and for all respect to animals.
gordjess1 19
I really hope he is too young to know better. Otherwise your brother is a dick. I'm assuming he's younger or something. Glad to hear the puppy is alright though.
fabcade 14
I think an update on your puppy is in order. I hope your brother got his butt beat for harming the animal.
sokolovnikolai 3
why did'nt you boxed up your brother and send of to Siberia?
TAntobella 14
Your brother needs precautionary psychiatric care. If he doesn't show empathy toward a puppy to the point of actively harm it, that's a sign that something is not working well in his head. Better don't underestimate these signals, better safe than sorry. Plus, if he has harmed the puppy once he can do it again (or has already done it without you noticing) in other ways: he may feed him something poisonous, or kick it, or playing violently with it. I'm an animal rescuer for a charity and we see the most horrific things done to pets...
drrobotnik1 18
your job is important. thank you for everything you do. if you're an animal rescuer, you know monsters like this never change. the brother doesn't need mollycoddling, he needs a death sentence.
Razell 13
Meh. Just slap the boy upside the head and tell him -no euphemism - that animals in boxes without holes die from lack of air. Make sure he understands that his intent does not matter - his actions were an attempt to kill your dog. Then tell him to never again attempt to kill your dog.
edward80 18
So your brother is not only a thief, he's also dumb !
DocDet 7
sell the boy.
d00z3r 8
See kids this is what happen when you watch too much of that evil Garfield show......
Tripartita 45
And so starts the first horror movie based on a Weird Al song.
diyos 15
Put him in a box and sell him on eBay