Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
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Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML
Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML
Today, my dog ran away. Luckily my neighbors caught him before he got too far. Now they won't give him back because they think I did something to him to make him want to run away. FML
Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
Today, after I went to live with my biological mom, after she convinced me she’s been off drugs while I was living with my grandparents, she gave me one of two puppies she'd bought as a gift. Then she got arrested. Turns out she stole said puppy. Some things never change. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
I would kick his ass. That poor puppy could've died! I'm glad he's okay OP
columbusthecat 17
That's a terrible thing to do. Hope he's in the dog house. Hope the puppy is alright.
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Comments (94)
sk8erd 15
Thats ****** up of him.
sk8erd 15
Thats screwed up of him. put him in a box for 5 mins, and see how he reacts.
penguinpinz 8
If someone did that to my dog. I would beat the shit out of them. Family or not
EmeraldArcher 10
Try doing the same thing to him.
withmeall 3
Little brother in a box with no holes and not enough room. I would ******* kill him (I do mean figuratively, I guess).
fatgummybear 13
What is wrong with him? How old is he? Why would he sell someone elses puppy on ebay? So many questions.
ItsThisGirl 17
Tape him up in a box with no holes…
Cthulhu_Agrees 6
I'd that little shit if I were you. No one messes with my dog...no one!
musicman_amit 20
if it was my brother, I'd kill him and save the puppy
Tyrax 16
I hope your parents gave him an ass whooping. And your puppy peed on him.