Today, my puppy went missing. I found him, unconscious but thankfully alive, in a taped-up box with no holes. My little brother eventually confessed to doing it because he wanted to sell my puppy on eBay. FML
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Today, my dog ate my little brother's medication. I spent all morning trying to make him throw it up, but it wasn't working so I took him to the animal hospital, which was in a different city. $150 in poison control and vet bills later, I found the pill we thought he ate stuck under his paw. FML
Today, I got home from work and found my dog missing. When I asked my neighbor if she saw what happened, I saw my dog sleeping on her couch. She tried to say it was hers. FML
Today, my boyfriend apparently lied to me when he'd said we could get a dog one day. I bought a puppy for him in secret but as soon as he saw it he was all, "What the hell is that? We’re not keeping it." It’s now with his parents, as he didn’t want it overnight or even in the house. FML
Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML
Today, after I went to live with my biological mom, after she convinced me she’s been off drugs while I was living with my grandparents, she gave me one of two puppies she'd bought as a gift. Then she got arrested. Turns out she stole said puppy. Some things never change. FML
Today, I was boxing up all my brother's old stuff to take to the attic. I came across a box, and without checking what was inside, I took it up, just to have it fall on my head, to then find out it was filled with dead baby hamsters. FML
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Red_Curls1995 28
I would kick his ass. That poor puppy could've died! I'm glad he's okay OP
columbusthecat 17
That's a terrible thing to do. Hope he's in the dog house. Hope the puppy is alright.
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Comments (94)
greenwaveguy1289 8
Serial killer in training
vegantreegirl 26
Teach him why that is wrong right now,before he becomes a serial killer.
cloco87 22
Is your brother ignorant in no way shape or form is that acceptable.
drrobotnik1 18
kill him. not a jury in the world would convict you. I suggest sealing him in an airtight box since he thinks that's so comfortable.
CarlosDaMan 6
That's terrible! Keep him away from your dog or other animals. Your brother may be a future SK, be careful! Hope the dog is okay.
mas12806 24
Animal abuse is punishable by law. Maybe consider pressing on that?
shinikageWolf 15
Shove your little brother into a box with no holes until he understands that living creatures need air.
psycho_fuzzball 10
that kid needs mental help. seriously.
Timothy469_fml 6
Not sure how old the brother is, but I'd get his sorry ass into therapy.
anonseal 9
That's animal abuse! I hope your puppy's alright.