Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML
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tremoore24
| 6
Maybe "waffles and sausage" is an innuendo and there really is no food involved.
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dietcoke09
| 25
Pregnancy is such a wonderful thing and changes both parents! Hopefully you get both sex and food tonight. Even though I'm sure a mix of both would be great for you guys.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
See, the part I don't understand is how you can be excited for sausages. Those things are disgusting.
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Welshite
| 39
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.
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domolovesyoshi
| 33
I whole heartedly agree on them being disgusting but I understand that others might actually like something I don't you should try to comprehend this sometime.
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Dave_Davington
| 33
Damn, you guys need to lighten up.
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fitnessgram
| 19
#1 sausage haters like you are ruining the world :(
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gabimk23
| 13
opinions are like assholes, everyone has them
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tremoore24
| 6
Maybe "waffles and sausage" is an innuendo and there really is no food involved.
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mezochan
| 29
As a pregnant woman, I can say we do not fuck around with food.
We say we're eating waffles and sausage then, god damn it, we're having waffles and sausage. You wanted pancakes? TOO BAD.
We say we're eating waffles and sausage then, god damn it, we're having waffles and sausage. You wanted pancakes? TOO BAD.
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Lalala579121
| 27
The only "innuendo" I can think for waffles is blue waffle. And that would probably leave OP wanting neither the sex nor the food.
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gabimk23
| 13
or maybe the food will be involved too if you know what I mean
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DoomedGemini
| 37
Well the amount of spicing up you can do is more limited, but perhaps look up opinions online? See safe positions, maybe bring edible things in?
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xxcmb3k3xx
| 21
By options online do you mean cheating?
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Bearsmomma
| 30
I'm pretty sure sex is safe during oregnancy, regardless of position. Searching "safe positions" would be a waste of time .
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anlong93
| 9
22... Opinions. It says opinions.
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Mangascribbler
| 19
#28 is right, more or less; as long as you don't do anything crazy, pretty much any sex position is safe during pregnancy. The real question is which positions are comfortable, and the only way to figure that one out is by asking the wifey and experimenting.
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AverageAvarice
| 23
Being pregnant doesn't make you an invalid.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
It's all about reciprocity. Satisfy your wife, and she'll satisfy your appetite. It's understandable, because the quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
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Welshite
| 39
That's taking the long way around. The quickest way to the heart is through the chest cavity.
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StormfrontX33_fml
| 24
Touché buddy, touché.
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OlRed
| 28
And anyway I don't think it's about OP not wanting to have sex with his wife, obviously he did since he got her pregnant..... (I'm pretty sure it's Op since there is no indication otherwise) the fml is from not wanting to have sex with her while she's pregnant. Some guys have a weird issue, complex, or something and are grossed out by having sex with their pregnant wife. Some say it feels like uhm uhm paying the little one a visit with their little guy. When it really isn't like that at all! and it's a shame that they're like that because I hear that a lot of women are really really horny during their pregnancy, and dammit they need satisfaction!
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Mangascribbler
| 19
See, part of me understands that complex, since people tend to treat pregnant women like they're made of china... But at the same time, the dick enters the vagina, not the uterus, so it's really a nonissue.
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dietcoke09
| 25
Pregnancy is such a wonderful thing and changes both parents! Hopefully you get both sex and food tonight. Even though I'm sure a mix of both would be great for you guys.
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readingrachel
| 9
Tbh brinner is great
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HollyQuinn
| 21
Maybe incorporate the waffles and sausages into your sex. Then it'll be fun for everyone.
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geolocep
| 6
I'm glad I'm not the only one who would look forward to the waffles and sausage. Also because I have a new waffle maker.
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khadishja
| 12
food is great
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AyeTee77
| 18
Food is great.
Sex is great.
Everything is great.
Seems like a great night to me.
Sex is great.
Everything is great.
Seems like a great night to me.
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wow2mylife
| 25
did you mix them (can't believe I'm asking been on the Internet too long sorry)
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Lalala579121
| 27
Will it blend?