Intimacy: Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we...

By not even - 21/07/2016 11:20 - United States - Troy

Today, my pregnant wife suggested we have fun tonight since we haven't had sex in 3 months. She also said we'll be having waffles and sausage. I'm actually more excited about the food than the sex. FML

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tremoore24 6

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:34

Maybe "waffles and sausage" is an innuendo and there really is no food involved.

dietcoke09 25

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:52

Pregnancy is such a wonderful thing and changes both parents! Hopefully you get both sex and food tonight. Even though I'm sure a mix of both would be great for you guys.

Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:31

See, the part I don't understand is how you can be excited for sausages. Those things are disgusting.

Welshite 39

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:34

Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man.

domolovesyoshi 33

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:51

I whole heartedly agree on them being disgusting but I understand that others might actually like something I don't you should try to comprehend this sometime.

Dave_Davington 33

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Friday 22 July 2016 6:05

Damn, you guys need to lighten up.

fitnessgram 19

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Friday 22 July 2016 13:44

#1 sausage haters like you are ruining the world :(

gabimk23 13

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Sunday 24 July 2016 23:37

opinions are like assholes, everyone has them

tremoore24 6

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:34

Maybe "waffles and sausage" is an innuendo and there really is no food involved.

mezochan 29

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Friday 22 July 2016 3:14

As a pregnant woman, I can say we do not fuck around with food. We say we're eating waffles and sausage then, god damn it, we're having waffles and sausage. You wanted pancakes? TOO BAD.

Lalala579121 27

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Friday 22 July 2016 4:51

The only "innuendo" I can think for waffles is blue waffle. And that would probably leave OP wanting neither the sex nor the food.

gabimk23 13

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Sunday 24 July 2016 23:22

or maybe the food will be involved too if you know what I mean

DoomedGemini 37

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:39

Well the amount of spicing up you can do is more limited, but perhaps look up opinions online? See safe positions, maybe bring edible things in?

xxcmb3k3xx 21

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Friday 22 July 2016 5:49

By options online do you mean cheating?

Bearsmomma 30

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Friday 22 July 2016 6:42

I'm pretty sure sex is safe during oregnancy, regardless of position. Searching "safe positions" would be a waste of time .

anlong93 9

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Friday 22 July 2016 7:34

22... Opinions. It says opinions.

Mangascribbler 19

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Friday 22 July 2016 17:31

#28 is right, more or less; as long as you don't do anything crazy, pretty much any sex position is safe during pregnancy. The real question is which positions are comfortable, and the only way to figure that one out is by asking the wifey and experimenting.

AverageAvarice 23

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Friday 22 July 2016 18:18

Being pregnant doesn't make you an invalid.

dietcoke09 25

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Friday 22 July 2016 2:52

Pregnancy is such a wonderful thing and changes both parents! Hopefully you get both sex and food tonight. Even though I'm sure a mix of both would be great for you guys.