By vsf - 02/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML
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mandywaffles 0

I thought cotton candy melted in your mouth...

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Gamakichi 0

Well if you were able to post this, and use standard proper English; you'd probably, at the least, be allowed entry.

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RiNGObutters 5

That's really bad parenting skills to discourage you like that. :/

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MizzErikaHart 8

they reckon..? lol. I reckon you try to get a job there

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DimaL 9

Yea sometimes parents can suck :(

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MagicGiraffe 12

Depends, are you the same person that couldn't figure out how the car has electricity when the powers out...?

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babyfireball77 14

You should remind your parents that your IQ would have to be lower than Paris Hilton's for that to happen. Which is impossible.

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poopman777 0

5 bucks says op is a hick.

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Fadeity 7

Actually, Paris wouldn't be choking on anything. (;

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AaronTkr 0

apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

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chuckychan 8

take an iq test and prove them wrong. if you can figure out how

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RetardedBullFrog 4

50, I'm pretty sure that the OP got his/her IQ score from an IQ test. Unless there are other means of getting your scores.

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chuckychan 8

Op said his/her parents reckoned. So they were guessing her iq I don't know if I make scnsse

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kasumirock 13

50 I know where you got that picture from!!!

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SirObvious 1

but BUD candy cotten melts in yur mouth! and erry body know that hall o mirrors witch craft anyho!

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mixzies 6

Paris can choke on things. It just wouldn't be cotton candy ':}

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PlastikSeraph 2

You might be a redneck if...

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RiNGObutters 5

56, the OP doesn't say they have taken one, just that the parents believe they have an incredibly low one for some reason. :I

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nmitche95 0

OP said "reckon" maybe their parents r right and they are dumb as a post!

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Friaza 29

I hope they were just teasting you OP...

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Gamakichi 0

Well if you were able to post this, and use standard proper English; you'd probably, at the least, be allowed entry.

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kings1fan 6

Who says reckon! Haha

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DoubleRainbows 1

Yes, because cotton candy have been proven to be the no.1 cause for rising death rate.

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xmayne 0

yea I don't thing using 'reckon' is helping your case out.

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PHall93 0

if you would, ever so nicely, quit using, so many breaks, in your sentences, thatd be nice too.

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skylerXx 6

Stupidity runs in the family. no worries bub. :P

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baseball6917 8

don't mess around with accents! that's bullshit. yall are just mad the south is better

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vegan_muffin 5

This post is infinitely better if you read it in the voice of Stinky from Hey Arnold!

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mandywaffles 0

I thought cotton candy melted in your mouth...

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sxe_beast 11

That's a lie that has been carefully crafted by the Illuminati.

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friscoed 0

Or maybe the OP's IQ is fine but the parents IQ's aren't...

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karagarren 8

they're saying that their daughter is so stupid shed choke on it. that's the joke

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ReptarSwag 4

if you compact alot of cotton candy into a wad then you can choke.

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mandywaffles 0

125 - You're oh so very welcome.

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SystemofaBlink41 27

37- damn how obvious can you get?

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FaguIous 22

Yeah. Maybe the parents are the ones with the low IQ?

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kiran_fml 5

You can't choke on cotton candy, it would dissolve. Your parents might need to think a little harder...

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i_wuz_nver_here 31

I think it might be the parents we need to worry about...

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sourgirl101 28

I've choked on my own spit before. I think everyone has. But I didn't die... yet (:

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flockz 19

ive choked on..... well alot of things lets not get into that.

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tylersign 11

Exactly what I was thinking. Maybe the parents shouldn't be allowed in the fair..

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hellokat1 0

What have you done to make them think you're that dumb?

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ByteCarter97 0

that's what I was thinking, 68. I mean, I live in Oklahoma and I've never heard ANYONE say that in a serious matter.

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Sun_Kissed18 25

That could be a funny story, I reckon :P

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KoolKidFly 0

DON'T FEED THE TROLL, IT COULD BITE YOUR FINGERS!!!!

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Goodatbeingbad 9

Hey #7, your picture matches your comment.(: Congratulations.(:

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ariannaimelda 7

Hey, though it sounds rude, they tell you this because they love you :)

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onelastime 0

And they say your IQ is low, cause choking from cotton candy....seriously?

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IamVexatious 0

maby the were exagerating, or OP is stupid enoght to choke on cotton candy..

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HahaNOTFunnyx_x 0

43- I Dont Think Its Possible To Choke On Cotton Candy As It Dissovles In Your Mouth

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Thank you 11. I appreciate your politeness in calling me what I embrace. I am a creeper and proud.

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raaawwwrrZ 8

It is easy to choke on cottin candy that is why i no longer have an uncle

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HomeAl0ne 20

I suspect it has brought up memories of the day the OP was conceived. The noise, the smells, the high blood sugar levels, the unresistable call of the Hall of Mirrors....

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