By vsf - 02/08/2011 00:31 - United States

Today, my parents wouldn't let me go to the fair because they reckon my IQ is so low, I could quite possibly choke on cotton candy and pass out confused by the hall of mirrors. FML
I agree, your life sucks 31 037
You deserved it 6 584

Same thing different taste

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mandywaffles 0

I thought cotton candy melted in your mouth...

Gamakichi 0

Well if you were able to post this, and use standard proper English; you'd probably, at the least, be allowed entry.

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Hey just prove 2 them that u can go to the fair.don't let your RETARDED parents discourage u.

woody768 0

So avoid cotton candy and the hall of mirrors :P

There was this narrow hall of mirrors thing and I decided to run through and I ran into a reflection of the real path I was supposed to go

CharlieeMurphy 0

Damn mazes got you ****** up lookin for that cheese ehh supamouse?

I would leave them. Make it big then laugh in their face

sounds like your parents IQ is lower than yours

Your parents think your dumb? What do they know??? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW THAT COTTON CANDY DISSOLVES IN YOUR MOUTH!! Sorry that you have to deal with mean parents like that. :/

I think they do know.. that's why they said it. maybe it's a mean way of calling her accident prone

iCandy2011 1

british people do! well. londoners anyway!

I think their iq is lower then yours. :p

Considering you use words like "reckon" I can see where they would get that idea.

hbbs93 6

Exactly what I was thinking haha.