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By Braelynn / Wednesday 26 January 2011 07:48 /
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By  Mortanious  |  0

That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that. Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

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By  lovexbox  |  8

Damn... give him some sleep medicine or tell him to shut the fuck up.

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I think that's adorable! It's really annoying and frustrating, sure, but you've got to admit that's cute. Don't tell little kids to shut up...they're not developed enough to understand that their joy and affection towards you is a bad thing. Try and help him fall asleep first, then go to sleep yourself. Maybe he's just nervous about being at a house other than his own....or super excited to be able to spend time with you! If worse comes to worse, give him some children's Benadryl.

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Hey, Sazzers, the internet is some serious business, and you should take everything you read seriously. That said, I babysit children for money to help pay for college books and gas. I slip part of a 30mg Oxy in their applesauce during snack time so that I can have the house to myself for four hours while they sleep. During that time, I cook meth in the basement in a fold-out lab. Sometimes, I even let the kids try it to test the quality. I'm aiming to make Heisenberg quality ice, brah.

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i know (at least hope) that the comments on here arent to be taken seriously , but it is disgusting to talk about doing any of those things to a child. he's 4 years old... just a baby. people are sick for even joking about this. reason why i wont being hiring anyone to babysit for me when i have my baby. you never know, someone could be serious and be ok posting these things because no one will take them seriously on a FML post anyways.

By  Mortanious  |  0

That's cute, but till him to go to sleep too and make up a story on why it is important for him to sleep before you; kids love stuff like that. Of course don't tell him about something along the lines of Dead Space 2.

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  Mortanious  |  0

How am I ripping on Dead Space, genius? Do you really want a 4 year old kid to know what goes on in that game? Seriously, read and get the joke. I have Dead Space 2 collector's edition and about to finish it on zealot. I'm ripping on Dead Space... LMFAO

By  FeistyKitten  |  3

Close the door...? I'm assuming you're not watching him, because if you were, you wouldn't be sleeping while he was awake anyway. Otherwise your cousin's parents need a better babysitter. Common sense fail, IMO, YDI.

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  Haha_no_123  |  11

Or maybe (just maaaybe) he may be scarred for life and never go to OP's house agai-wait a second..... OP, do that idea! You'll never have to deal with the kid again! And pics or it didn't happen. Seeing a little kids face in that situation would be priceless :)

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