It's true, though

By humiliated - 20/03/2016 11:54 - United Kingdom - London

Today, at the supermarket, I picked up a pack of toilet rolls, at which point my 5-year-old daughter turned to me and screamed, "A CLEAN BUTTHOLE IS A HAPPY BUTTHOLE!" in front of a dozen other people. I have no idea where she heard that. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 010
You deserved it 2 333

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well... she's right

She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

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well... she's right

I'd do the same thing. Can't wait to go shopping with the girlfriend

She got that from the Charmin Ultra Plush toilet paper commercials... DUH

That's what I was thinking :) lol. Kids say the darnedest things

Can't be the Charming Ultra that leaves dingle berries.

Just some friendly advice.

Smart kid!!!!!

I screamed this out in the store with my mom she never will know where I got it from

As far as FMLs go, this one is pretty adorable and a great story to tell at a 21st!

Well she's not wrong

Does she have older siblings?

That's pretty correct