Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML
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Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, I'm gonna have to make the very difficult decision to ask my roommate to get rid of his dogs. They're not only the most disobedient little shits I've ever known, but they're also terrifying my cats. My oldest cat, who has always been pretty chill, quiet, and independent, is now vocal, clingy and nervous. FML
Today, my father called me cruel and heartless. Why? Because while I was at school, our dogs opened the door to my room and managed to shut themselves inside all day without food or water. FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Today, my parents had me pet-sitting their cats again, since they were going to be gone all day. I noticed their oven was on and wanted to turn it off, but when I do they always yell at me because they "had plans for dinner." This time however, they yelled at me for NOT turning it off, because they'd already ate. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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Top comments
mangoboy1 19
You're parents are dicks.
XxDevilxXGt 26
They've cat to be kitten you..
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Comments (98)
kalenedog 11
thats just a dumb ass excuse. your parents are crazy.. choosing cats over there own child
littlefro2012 9
Haha, your parents prefer cats over you. Bummer. Cuz cats suck!
cetlawizard 15
I don't get why people say cats suck...#1 Cats DON'T suck & #2 saying any animal sucks is just another form of prejudice (similar if not the same a being racist)
pattayarick 8
Ummm, yeah, that's not the real reason. My guess is that you're in boarding school because you're an asshole, and THAT'S the reason that they don't want you there. Just a guess.
KareBear7364 5
I feel the love...
mattyiscool123 26
This sounds very unrealistic are you sure this is real?
bb0911 4
More like it will disrupt their sex lives.... your parents' that is.
ardencred 7
would you care for some grey poupon! What a douche
ashlette_69420 4
you parents shouldve never had kids if the were going to put some stupid ass animal befor you seriously and they dont get to see you all that much but no dont want the cats to get distrought seriously the fn cats arnt that sensitive stupid ass people
mokielove 10
that right there says it all... they care more for the cat. that's sad
HeartOfLead 24
Either way, OP will be disturbing a pussy.