Animals: Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being...

By cat co-parent - 03/01/2015 00:11 - Australia

Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By whymomwhy - 11/07/2015 17:20 - United States - Salem

Today, my mother talked shit about me to the cat while I was in the room. FML

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Every day is Caturday

By Anonymous - 16/11/2012 00:36 - United States - Panama City

Today, my mom came home drunk and yelled at me for 20 minutes for not feeding the cat. We don't have a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/08/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I walked in on my mom ranting on about what a useless bitch I am. She was talking to my cat. It's not the first time this has happened, either. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 26/10/2014 00:51 - United States - Bloomington

Today, my mother locked me out of the house. Why? The dog and her needed some time to talk. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 04:41

Today, I had a full on "conversation" with my cat about her laying off the catnip. I really need to get out more. FML

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By Tragic - 27/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, I heard my mom ask "Are you okay?" I opened my mouth to tell her about how I've been feeling suicidal lately. At that second, I realized she was talking to my cat. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Take the L

By lyla - 20/03/2012 19:15 - United States

Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML

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By Scared - 05/06/2012 00:54 - United States - Arlington

Today, I walked in on my mother stroking my cat and murmuring, "Don't worry, kitty. One day, you and I... we will rule." FML

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Wolfparable 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:20

You stepping out on the cat? Were you seeing other cats all night again? You made a damn commitment!

wheresmymary 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:20

Priorities.

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wheresmymary 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:20

Priorities.

Wolfparable 22

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:20

You stepping out on the cat? Were you seeing other cats all night again? You made a damn commitment!

Just_A_Tree 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 8:06

I love both my cat and my side cat! Why must you make me choose? I'm a two cat guy! You can't hold me down!

bombielol 20

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:22

take the cat everywhere you go(:

thinblue32 15

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:22

Why would you do that to the cat..

devildog562 33

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:24

Get her two more cats. It sounds like she needs a few more to live the stereotypical crazy cat lady.

kirbs19 37

Saturday 3 January 2015 7:25

Pets are considered family in some households so it's understandable

countryb_cth 38

Tuesday 6 January 2015 19:58

No what the mom did is not understandable. You don't tell your child to stay at home for a cat. That's rediculous. I love my cat but I'm not going to become a hermit just for him.