Today, my parents told me that I'm no longer allowed to come home from boarding school on weekends because it will confuse my cats and disrupt their lives. FML
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Today, my mum sat me down for a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life. FML
Today, I told my parents I really missed them and wanted to come home for the weekend, as I haven't seen them in months. They told me that was a bad idea and they couldn't fit me into their schedule. I asked what their plans were. They said they didn't have any yet. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents decided to finally kick me out of the house because they've gotten tired of seeing me "sleep around all day and being so lazy" whenever I'm home. I'm currently triple-shifting for 6 days a week. FML
Today, I'm gonna have to make the very difficult decision to ask my roommate to get rid of his dogs. They're not only the most disobedient little shits I've ever known, but they're also terrifying my cats. My oldest cat, who has always been pretty chill, quiet, and independent, is now vocal, clingy and nervous. FML
Today, my father called me cruel and heartless. Why? Because while I was at school, our dogs opened the door to my room and managed to shut themselves inside all day without food or water. FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Today, my parents had me pet-sitting their cats again, since they were going to be gone all day. I noticed their oven was on and wanted to turn it off, but when I do they always yell at me because they "had plans for dinner." This time however, they yelled at me for NOT turning it off, because they'd already ate. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML
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Top comments
mangoboy1 19
You're parents are dicks.
XxDevilxXGt 26
They've cat to be kitten you..
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Comments (98)
aplexis 8
I fear that humanity is growing stupider and stupider and all the smart ones will die out.. Then all the stupid ones will die from their stupid decisions.. So...we will all die.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
Well by technicality we will all die eventually, I do think you're being a little over dramatic.
Bluekaren16 19
That sticky little kitten.
mangoboy1 19
Yea I think the cats' lives will be fine but OP's parents' sex lives will be disrupted.
vbmg152 18
WTF?? I love my dogs but, I love my kids more! That's ridiculous.
HeartOfLead 24
At least you wouldn't be a bitch about it.
Shinara101 14
They would be able to get used to seeing you every weekend.
nachosbabygurl 9
I don't think its the card ur disrupting they sent you away for a reason
woiz 11
we are possessed by cats !
StrugsNotDrugs 19
I bet you're feline pretty sad right now. Feline instead of feeling... Lol k.
klaggoon 4
just remember this when you have kids and they want to visit their grandchildren. just say "you can't come to see them because it will confuse my pet cat"
picante72 24
They are your cats. So you can do whatever you please with them.