Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
Dom925 1
This is not an fml. You're short and most cars are designed (from a saftey point of view) for taller people. Booster seats give you the height to be safe. This is nothing to be ashamed of. Safety is the SMART choice. Don't give in to the dumbasses who would make fun of you for using safety equipment that was designed for children but works equally well for you.
Starr_Shine 0
YAY, Im not the only one
PAMMAP 0
What does ops mean?
illmatic2 16
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mcnally664 5
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elizabryen 0
I know how u feel I'm thirteen and I'm 60 pounds but my mom doesn't make me use a booster
EmoOrange 0
Corny, yet it made me giggle (:
EmoOrange 0
Corny, yet it made me giggle!! (:
kay729 7
maybe you should eat so you don't have that problem
DocBastard 40
The good news is that you can simply walk into Mordor.
Mewzakuro240 0
Long time, no see Doc.
anie01 5
*facepalm* You have to be over a certain height/weight OR simply over a certain age (in most cases I think the rule is 8-or-80lbs).
sicofthsht 1
Yep.
niglet11 0
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