Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
MrJentipede 2
hot
amoney8516 0
man that's the way to get all the ladies tho! lol
smurfman44265034 0
ydi for being small
sugirl1711 0
I am a 17 year old college freshman. I weigh just under 100 pounds and am 4'9. to make it worse my physician decided to tell me my growth plates are shut.. meaning I will not grow anymore.. i was the smallest person in my entire high school as a senior.. that included the freshman... FML
cooperd52 6
you don't weigh more than 68 or so pounds you have bigger issues that a booster seat
Cory_FML 5
Sounds like my brother
MyLifeSucks614 0
awww sorry that sucks alot ;(
HailsMM 0
Fake. if you're over 60 lbs you don't need one
holyhak 0
I'm 15 and I'm in the same situation:/
hitail23 1
yeah right u would die if ur less than 80 lbs and 19