Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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Top comments
sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
meintx 9
Look it up on the Internet. You don't need a booster seat.
NaoPudding 8
Not to be rude, but are you a midget?
dcshoejake 0
How many fmls does it take for you guys to realize that ops don't respond, ever.
dudeitsdanny 10
It's taken me two years on this site to have seen quite a few OP's respond. So.. You should be more observant.
vbmg152 19
No you don't! Don't do it, what if your friends see you!! You're an adult, you don't have to do anything you don't want to do!
AllieTheAwesome 0
The Law stops at 8 (well atleast where i live) but even if where you live it isnt 8 im sure it stops before 19..... dumb@ss
nerdsgetmehot 23
BS! Kick them in the metaphorical 'nads and tell them that they don't rule your life.
IsBitchBetter 1
You're over 18 & considered an adult in the eyes of the law. **** that shit, you don't have to use the booster seat!
jaborrego 0
i dont think it applys to you. i think the cut off age is 10 also, if not younger. youre and adult now. good luck, just be the driver everywhere you go.
skyeyez9 25
BS. Most cars have the seat height adjustment and the gas and pedals extension button so short people can drive comfortably. My Volvo has these options.
MisterMuffinz 13
Shouldnt you not be living with your parents by now?
epmorr2010 9
Leah?????????????