Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
TNB_xACiDiC 0
you have to be 4'9" to be in a booster seat &/or considered a midget. true story & no offense to anybody out there lol
cooperd52 6
Tell them to shove it
Abomb91 0
Could be worse. You could be tied to the roof for being too much of a lard ass to fit in the car. Short people rule.
justintime66451 2
short girls= yum, lol
justintime66451 2
short girls= yum, lol
relyo 0
told you not to drink redbull 3x a day.
skikid 0
how would you be under 60 pounds?!
_streets_ 19
They're called 'little people' not midgets, asshole.
skulluks 0
You must be so adorable, sitting there with your wittle balled up fist and stogie!
dellama10 0
either your parents are screwing with you because they think you're dumb enough to believe them (which apparently you are) or they believe it too and you're all retards. Where I'm from, I believe you have to be eight or 60 lbs. Outside of a serious disease, if you're under 60 lbs you need some help