Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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Top comments
sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
happyFace12 0
that's complete bullshit. you have to be 4'9 or 8 years old. ar you seriously under 4'9 and under 8 at 19 years old?
briidontgive_ 0
She might not be "too" skinny . Ya know there are naturally thin people who can't put on weight no matter what/ how much they eatt.
danismani 2
That'll boost your confidence, for sure.
Sinkhole 26
OP, it doesn't take more than a minute to find the website for the Governor's Office of Highway Safety for the State of Georgia. According to that website, Georgia's Booster Seat Law says this: "children under age six will be required to be in a car seat or booster seat". I think your parents were most likely joking, but in case they weren't, just show them what the law says.
philzilla 1
op you or your parents don't have a clue in Georgia booster seat laws are only in affect for children 6 yrs and younger weight is only am issue if you are under 4 google that shit, jeez
teenagethunderbo 0
Win!
SunshineBoy21 0
safety first :)
BugsBunny1 4
Unobservant FTW!
dcshoejake 0
Unobservant FTL.
htaylor 1
actually u have to be 4' 9", and 40lbs or be 8yrs of age.