Today, my parents told me that due to my lacking height and weight, I legally have to sit in a booster seat in the car from now on. I'm nineteen. FML
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Today, I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter, I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22. FML
Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML
Today, I was seated, once again, at the "too small" children's table. I'm twenty. FML
Today, my parents told me that from now on I have to share a room with my 9-year-old sister. She already called top bunk. I'm 20. FML
Today, I had to sit through yet another one of my mom's, "You need to grow and gain some weight!" rants. I'm 22 and she doesn't believe me when I tell her I'm done growing. I'm pretty sure I'm not getting past 5'2". FML
Today, after boarding my flight, the flight attendant looked at me and said that I had to sit elsewhere because I had to be over 14 to sit near the emergency exit. I'm 22. FML
Today, my parents insisted that despite the fact I've just turned sixteen, I have to save them money by ordering from the children's menu, because I "still look like a twelve year-old." FML
Today, my dad learned how to use the parental controls. I now have an 11 o'clock curfew. I am 17. FML
Today, my parents decided to go on a diet. This would be perfectly fine if they didn’t insist I go on one too. I weigh less than 90 pounds and am underweight for my height. FML
Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML
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sgenfkshe 5
at least you're not so heavy that you have to be tied to the roof of the car:O lol
Bates621 0
I don't think it's for those above age 10.
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Comments (165)
courtneyrenee90 0
nineteen years old guys
varkey 7
WTF how tiny are you?? that sucks
Daederoth 10
I havr been reading FML's more than a few times a week for over 2 years and this is the first FML that has really made me feel sorry for OP. Live Strong.
janise 2
I'm sure the OP won't have to actually sit in a booster seat and if she does then YDI. Don't really understand the age limit for the booster law. If it's unsafe to sit in a seat when you're 4'9, 80 pounds, and 6 years old then how is it suddenly safe to do so when you're 4'9, 80 pounds, and 15 years old?
facilitator 0
I'm with you on that one. unless you immigrated here from Africa, you're not African-American.
blueflame 2
black people originally came to america/Haiti/Jamaica or wherever from Africa a loooooong time ago as slaves anyway. so whether they're from there recently or not, they're still from there.
xx000o 27
PC is ruining this country
Azzze 2
it's 60 pounds not 40
piemasterp 8
age 12 is the limit here
JeterArmy 0
i thot it was like 8 or 9, wow tell them no, ur an adult u dont have to listen to them