Intimacy: Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think...

By A.Summers - 30/09/2013 22:41 - United Kingdom - Glasgow

Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML

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Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 06:04 - Australia - Mulgrave

Today, I came home to find that my mother had cleaned my room, and she'd done a very good job, too. So good in fact, that she even managed to remove all of the furniture, replacing it with a note that said, "It's time to go, sweetie XO". FML

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penguin182 18

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:18

Soooo, did you get to keep them?

Squirrel1256 15

Tuesday 1 October 2013 8:19

Might need to put those in a better hiding place, or at least in a container you can lock.

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cberry427 8

Saturday 5 October 2013 21:22

@68 I've never had to explain condoms or "used" tissues, cause I do a good job cleaning up after myself

pl0xs3rver 45

Friday 5 December 2014 14:38

My parents found my toys. I'm pretty sure they threw them away

wheresmytardis 7

Tuesday 24 March 2015 2:55

how do people but sex toys without their parents finding out I can't buy a bookmark without my parents knowing

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