Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML
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Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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penguin182 18
Soooo, did you get to keep them?
Squirrel1256 15
Might need to put those in a better hiding place, or at least in a container you can lock.
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Comments (73)
JamesUSMC 6
gggeeettttttt sssoooommmmeeeee
popanda_fml 4
How do i message u?
queerdragon 20
I have a trunk storage box I got from target for $18. I put winter clothes over the toys and stored it in the closet. No one goes through my coats and scarves so no one has ever found them.
diamondz888 4
...Until now lol
worldclassrager 39
Every teen/young adult masturbates...they should understand...
Ki11erC 18
If the OP's name is even close in surprised it fits under the bed... Lest the fact try didn't notice due to all the Ann Summers parties she was having to sell all the products to "friends and family".
IworkAt711 14
FYI guys can use sex toys too.
NYKTim 5
Should of showed them how each of them work to show they are harmless!
airhead2015 18
At keast they didn't hang them up on the walls or ceilings.
Not_Impressed13 9
@20 - they are more than just personal toys. They are also useable with a partner! :-P
Kathts7 12
The same thing happened to me a few weeks ago