Today, my parents surprised me by redecorating my room. I think they were more surprised by the box of naughty toys under my bed. FML
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Today, I decided to surprise my parents who I haven’t seen in a while. They weren’t home, but I still have a key so I let myself in. When I went to my old room to put down my bags, I was greeted by a sex swing. FML
Today, my dad surprised me by moving my bed (involving disassembling and reassembling it) in my new room, because I couldn't find how I wanted to set it up. He also took care of putting back my vibrator between the mattress and the base, where it was hidden. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, my mom cleaned up my room. I had a drawer filled with condoms, 2 vibrators, and a bondage kit. She organized the condoms and vibrators in a shoe box. FML
Today, when I saw a big box that looked like a playstation, I got really excited and my parents were there and everything looked like it really was something big, so I start to open the wrapper and surprise... it was a lamp. FML
Today, I found out that my parents like rough sex. I found the whip and handcuffs. FML
Today, my mother found my sex toys. To make me "feel better" she showed me hers. FML
Today, I caught my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been as mortifying if they weren't doing it in my room. FML
Today, whilst cleaning the living room, I heard snickering coming from my bedroom. My two nephews had found my "play cupboard" and were blowing up condoms like balloons. FML
Today, my sister surprised me by cleaning my room and doing my laundry. She found my journal, condoms and vibrator and decided to share her findings with my family. Oh yes... she also shrunk half my wardrobe. FML
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penguin182 18
Soooo, did you get to keep them?
Squirrel1256 15
Might need to put those in a better hiding place, or at least in a container you can lock.
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Comments (73)
Pstraka6 20
Under the bed? Heck, I knew of better hidding spots for my valuables since I was 5!
Kstruggles 15
ha, I know some one who hid their toy under their pillow, a drunk friend moved the pillow and tossed the toy across the room. the owner was not happy about that. (I'm still laughing that she thought it was safe from discovery under just a pillow)
pistachiopanda 19
You need to invest in a toy box. Toys don't go under the bed.. My mom always cleaned under my bed when I left toys under there.
joea21 21
Surprises all around!
pistachiopanda 19
It's different when your toys are attached to your wrists.
sunnyray812 42
Why would they redecorate it without your permission?
SamCat 21
Because it's their home and maybe they wanted to do something nice for OP
KimmyCupZ 21
OP did say it was a surprise. You can't ask permission without ruining a surprise..
mcknjack 14
Just my guess, but I bet it embarrassed your parents as much, if not more, than you. Oh and buy a locking box for your prize possessions.
relaxeazy 24
A box?!? How many do you need???
monnanon 13
it doesnt have to be a big box. i use the box my sony walkman came in for mine. the gdget is long gone but the box is still useful lol.
MrsDruidess 23
if you dumb enough to have those things in your parents home, be smart enough to buy something to keep them in that locks! YDI
limabeans101029 20
Why is it dumb to keep them at her parents' house? If she lives there, where else is she going to keep them?
roza043 14
YDI for not finding a better hiding spot. You should place it where someone wouldn't normally look, like in your bra tray.
limabeans101029 20
Surely she shouldn't have to hide them? If I put a box under my bed, I'd expect my parents not to go prying through it. Even if they were redecorating the room, they didn't need to open the box.
djs9213 2
I to have large ****** scattered in my room