By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 20:00

Today, my husband put up one of those sticky fly trap strips behind our toilet. I was tired and didn't notice it in the dark bathroom. I leaned back and it stuck in my hair. I didn't notice the dead flies in my hair until I went to buy lunch. FML
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What were you doing wasting money on lunch? You had some perfectly good flies in your hair.

I don't eat burgers and he was Turkish. Yes,he noticed.

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I don't eat burgers and he was Turkish. Yes,he noticed.

You could have had a chicken sandwich or a Beyond Meat “burger.” Turkey is in Asia Minor, which is next to Asia Major, so I’m only a little off.

What were you doing wasting money on lunch? You had some perfectly good flies in your hair.

You don’t brush your hair? Look in the mirror when you get dressed?

I was already dressed. Why would I just be getting dressed when I am going to get food?

Why flies in the bathroom?