Miscellaneous: Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because...

By Anonymous - 31/10/2015 00:47 - United States - Pensacola

Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML

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You deserved it 2 853

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By Anonymous - 29/12/2012 23:17 - United States

Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 07:28 - United States

Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML

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No introductions needed

By Anonymous - 18/02/2023 09:00 - United Kingdom - Bangor

Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML

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You deserved it 100

By whoriblemomindeed - 20/06/2013 16:02 - United States - Celeste

Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML

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You deserved it 3 011

By somerandomchick - 31/03/2009 05:32 - United States

Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML

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You deserved it 30 487

Nostradamus

By Clueless - 14/05/2011 23:35 - United States

Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my 4 year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

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You deserved it 4 433

Hacker

By Anonymous - 01/04/2009 06:07 - United States

Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML

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You deserved it 9 827

Nice day, innit?

By Anonymous - 11/05/2013 05:15 - United States

Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML

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Eye bleach

By Anonymous - 06/11/2023 12:00

Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML

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You deserved it 415

By bubbalicious - 13/08/2009 20:57 - Canada

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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You deserved it 86 995

CoGhostRider 31

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:05

Now you're free to do as you wish

gogo44444 28

Saturday 31 October 2015 15:09

Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!

Comments

CTYFam 11

Sunday 1 November 2015 21:44

This is the nicest FML I've ever seen.

Ultimate_Batman 28

Monday 2 November 2015 1:11

I'm not seeing the problem.

Frid_Kun 7

Monday 2 November 2015 21:56

My life is so dull and boring, boo ******* hoo.

king_art 6

Monday 2 November 2015 17:05

Looks like your mom's got something to hide then.

gatorgirl7563 22

Tuesday 3 November 2015 15:03

Congrats!!! Step 1 of your devious plan has succeeded!

8djht8 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:32

Its always the seemingly quiet ones who have the most reasonable doubt instead of being crazy and spontaneous, u can be methodical plan things even frame your sister, who are they gonna believe? Alternatively you can do something crazy and be like dull is this dull!?!?!!! idk I think its a good thing for ex: would u wanna have a rep for town **** or town non ****, just saying