By Anonymous - United States - Pensacola
Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML
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By  Tripartita  |  44

If you'd like, OP, I could give you some tips on spicing up your phone-life.

Have you tried dressing it in lingerie? Covering it in cool whip? Tying it to a chair?