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Now you're free to do as you wish
just use protection... you don't want the herp
And, make sure you proof-read your texts, you don't want the derp either.
agreed, this is a license to get into some mischief...they'll never suspect you. }:)
Well at least they trust you...kind of.
Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!
its kinda a compliment if you think about it
Right along with "you're so ugly you won't have to worry about geting raped"
you spelled getting wrong
Spelt*
Backhanded compliment are still compliments just not as nice.
If you'd like, OP, I could give you some tips on spicing up your phone-life. Have you tried dressing it in lingerie? Covering it in cool whip? Tying it to a chair?
I can guarantee all those work. Especially tying your phone to a chair, your relationship will be boosted to new levels!
This is a blessing! Now you are free to do do what you want just don't give suspicion!
She could just be kidding. She might trust you more
At least they think you are a good kid! ^_^
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Now you're free to do as you wish
Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!