By Anonymous /
Saturday 31 October 2015 00:47 /
United States - Pensacola
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CoGhostRider
| 31
Now you're free to do as you wish
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gogo44444
| 28
Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!
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CoGhostRider
| 31
Now you're free to do as you wish
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beeferjay
| 34
just use protection... you don't want the herp
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Lalala579121
| 27
And, make sure you proof-read your texts, you don't want the derp either.
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robgraves
| 11
agreed, this is a license to get into some mischief...they'll never suspect you. }:)
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justcommenting19
| 19
On a more positive note, if you ever want a super cool job with the government, you can totally get it. And the forever brag in front of your sister. Win-win.
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yahitscyndi
| 20
Well at least they trust you...kind of.
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gogo44444
| 28
Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!
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sighlifeman
| 12
its kinda a compliment if you think about it
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CoGhostRider
| 31
Right along with "you're so ugly you won't have to worry about geting raped"
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hatedbythefamily
| 1
you spelled getting wrong
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Xaian1
| 17
Spelt*
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Sheepies123
| 6
Backhanded compliment are still compliments just not as nice.
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Tripartita
| 44
If you'd like, OP, I could give you some tips on spicing up your phone-life.
Have you tried dressing it in lingerie? Covering it in cool whip? Tying it to a chair?
Have you tried dressing it in lingerie? Covering it in cool whip? Tying it to a chair?
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SecundusSecunda
| 27
I can guarantee all those work. Especially tying your phone to a chair, your relationship will be boosted to new levels!
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THEDUDE1553566
| 24
This is a blessing! Now you are free to do do what you want just don't give suspicion!
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kyrisonfusion
| 22
She could just be kidding. She might trust you more
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ThePaperDragon
| 31
At least they think you are a good kid! ^_^
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ber4fun
| 23
It's a good thing to have your parents trust
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