Today, my parents searched my younger sister's phone because she had been acting suspiciously. I asked my mom if she was going to search mine too. She laughed and said, "Sweetie, your phone is probably even duller than mine!" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I checked my sister's diary, because I was worried about her recent angry and withdrawn behavior. She caught me in the act, and my mom, whom I've caught blatantly snooping through my stuff multiple times now, grounded me for my "disgusting" violation of my sister's privacy. FML
Today, I overheard my mom telling my younger sister not to use my razors because she "doesn't know what I may have." FML
Today, my sister accused me of hacking into her phone because I helped her connect to a WiFi network a while ago, and she'd completely forgotten about it. I only found that out when my mom accidentally leaked it to me. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, in a fit of paranoid hysteria, my mom threw out my phone, claiming the NSA can look through the camera to spy on me. I guess that's why you're still using your own phone to sext your latest boyfriend, eh mom? FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago, my four year-old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML
Today, my 8 year-old sister learned how to type her name into a phone using the number keypad. I later found my phone on the kitchen counter with all my contacts under her name. FML
Today, my parents scoured my browser history, certain that I have a hidden Facebook account that I'm using to get up to no good. Their reasoning was that there's no way my only friends are my relatives and that all I can post about is about the weather. FML
Today, I handed my mother-in-law my phone to see the toy that I was going to get for my nephew. While she had the phone, it swiped away to my last search of… vibrators and sex toys. I have no idea if she saw it before she handed me my phone back, saying, "It went away." FML
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CoGhostRider 31
Now you're free to do as you wish
gogo44444 28
Now you can do whatever you want and she won't question you!
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Comments (52)
A07 48
Just because you're not under suspicion doesn't make you any duller, for all she knows you could be a master of deception OP
0h_Boy 26
Just means you need to prove her wrong
limegreenpoopie 31
You were so nice to offer yours :3
Lalala579121 28
The very fact that OP offered probably means their mom was right.
Mpii 11
Op this is a good thing. Your parents probably have alot of expierience and know that you're the one that doesn't get in trouble very often. Even if they implied you're the boring kid it's perfectly fine. Stay the way you are!
martiniweenie 10
my dad found all of my **** once and has never since bothered to check any of my stuff and lost his faith in me
The_Avatar 22
Don't take it badly. If you want to bring a little excitement into your life go and travel or have a few adventures. Doesn't have to be sketchy
HotFrosty 14
Text me! We will get weird and then let you sister see the crazy crap that comes up on your phone. Your sister will go insane.
singlwforlife 22
My mom never checked my phone because she trusted me and figured I was dull. It's the quiet kids you have to look out for. She still doesn't know half the crap I pulled when I was 16 and 17. And I plan to keep it that way!
subzero22 8
Ya your so right. Back when I was in my teens we didn't even have phones and my parents never knew what I did and I plan to keep it that way also. I was also the nice innocent quiet sweet looking one to. All cell phones do now is leave the evidence behind :p
dinodiscobleh 14
:O Don't take what she said personally it just reflects that you're more grounded than your sister.
DasKing 18
This is actually a good thing