Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Comments (288)
classy 0
Get over yourselves people, not everyone is athletic...even if it is kind of hard to fail gym. But, ******* deal.
Chosen_One57 0
Yeah dude i dont even feel bad for you, you failed gym, put in the freaking effort.
LuckyCharms_fml 0
gym's one of those classes you kinda have to TRY to fail...you don't really deserve a computer now IMO
FuzzMonkey09 0
Everybody should just get over their ******* selves. WHo cares if he didnt pass gym?
tyty573 0
Howwww do you fail gym?
dang_fml 0
#57 took the words rite out of my mouth
Rackergen 0
I wonder why everyone wonders how it is possible to fail gym. Ever been to Germany, guys? Over here, you aren't graded by effort but performance. These assholes have tables with numbers you have to archieve: Run for 15 minutes without a pause and get an E. Within that time, get as far as xyz miles, get a D. etc. Climb a pole of 10 meters and get an E. Do that in less than xyz seconds and get a D. etc. Same with other things, high bars, horses, floor exercises, ... Those crap theachers don't even care if you have a burst hip (an aftermath of a childhood desease) until you get him to have a talk with the principal who has an attest from the doctor. Not even to talk about the bullying in the locker room for too little performance. So stop bullying around, he has a reason for failing.
fifthwheel00 0
if you cant pass gym, you dont deserve a computer.
GoMeat4103 0
My school doesn't have gym! We just had to pass a bunch of tests in the middle of freshman year. ...like half of my class failed those tests though. Some of them are hard.
Katieee_01 0
How the hell do you fail gym?