Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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erxcwrestler 0
sounds like you should use the time you would have spent on your computer working out.
thisismyname_fml 1
To the people who said gym can actually be hard, so what? Either the kid failed because he thought it was too easy and slacked off, or he failed because it was hard and he didn't work hard enough. Either way, YDI.
fakeredone 1
you pass gym just by showing up..
lebubbity 0
its not that hard to get an A in gym buddy 1. show up 2. wear the correct clothing 3. stand around and do nothing works every time
simlpyh 0
what?I must go to a crazy school.every day we to notes on how the body operates.have tests and quizs. and then do actual fitness actives .:p
snator 0
Well my school is very hard then, cuz we actually work hard, not just sit around like lazy pigs
smiling_elephant 0
teachers arent allowed to grade you on your athletic abilities so its really hard to fail gym, you really just screwed yourself over. or you didnt have a uniform, and again, you just screwed yourself over because they dont cost that much. either way you dont deserve computer
kandy_fml 0
At my school, you have to do more than just show up. You have to actually do the work and if you don't do it well, then you'll get a bad grade for the day. But even that isn't hard. I'm gonna say you deserved this one because gym isn't that hard to pass.
Callyn 47
Even if there were tests, they shouldn't have been too hard. Learning the rules to football and being able to pass a test on them isn't nearly as difficult as learning the Krebs Cycle or understanding how to properly read the periodic table. It's not like they're going to grade you on your ability to catch, if you obviously try during the athletic portion and learn the rules for the tests it's a cake class. Failing gym is a sign of not caring, you deserve it.
EffYourLyf 0
The fact about this FML is that we don't have enough information... and we don't know enough to understand exactly why this is an FML. When I was in Elementary school, Gym gave written tests. I never really failed... but if you have other classes to worry about and you miss Gym one day because you're late, etc. It's hard to keep up.
lancewell 0
when i was in school the main way the phy ed teachers graded you was by you participation. and you willingness to do work.
Deejex 0
How have you always wanted the new computer? New computers come out more frequently than the length of a semester. If you've been waiting on the A2X107Z series for "always" then its probably obsolete. Proper grammar would have said more efficiently that you have been longing for a new computer or something of sort. I also deem you must have failed English then too. You're really slipping there, get back on the ball.