Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
As he should
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Jumping the gun
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Buckle down
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Busted
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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RevDiesel 0
Spoiled Bitch. 1) get a job, buy your own computer. i had to buy my own car and my parents are both "uppers" of their respective companies 2) i didn't even get a comp until college, and it is only a laptop 3) you failed ******* gym. maybe it is good you don't have a comp. get off your ass and do something.
kwijiborjt 0
I think this is untrue.
Tripodi 0
I don't why he deserves it, all you have to do to fail gym in my school is not bring your gym clothes for 3 days or be absent for 3 days. He's on the honor roll for the 3 terms which means hes obviously smart so I don't understand why he would deserve it. Like now it doesn't matter if you stand around and do nothing, all they care about is if you get changed so its not like hes super nonathletic or something. But yea all the old people here don't comment on how gym is because its definitely changed since you were kids.
rknight2 0
are you ****** in the head? if you failed gym you shouldn't be on the computer all the time. i wouldn't buy you a computer either ******* spoiled kid ****
CaptainPat 0
How do you fail gym? All you have to do its show up, and at least look like your trying to do something. I go to gym, walk around pretending like i'm participating, and get a 95
Seegtease 0
#61, that's very possible. Yes, we all know American schools have very lax PE programs (basically show up, dress down, and pretend to participate). But other countries aren't so easygoing about it. You know, since America has such a high obesity rate, even among kids, they tend to lower the standard for Gym because otherwise some kids won't have a chance to pass. I suppose the idea is that every kid should have a chance, no matter how bad their metabolism is (and yes, some kids are fat mainly because of metabolism). It would be pretty unfair to make a class unpassable on that basis. So because of that, they tend to look at things that anybody can do, no matter how fat. These include attendance, team playing, effort, dressing down (wtf), and understanding the games played. The idea is to see whether or not you're willing to play the games and work as a team, and have a good attitude about it. It really has nothing to do with being fit, but hopefully that's an effect the class has on the participants. #15, I don't know what kind of crazy private school you went to or if you aren't American, but anatomy is generally in Health class, not Gym class. As for the OP: You deserved it. The requirements for getting a computer were keeping good grades, and you knew that, you failed to do so, and lost that privilege. How is it not your fault? Furthermore... you were on the honor roll. Whop-de-doo. It's absurdly easy to get on the honor roll in most public schools. I had some pretty stupid people on the honor roll in my school.
squeaky_fml 0
I can see how it's possible to fail gym. i had a gym class that took off one grade for every day that you were late or not dressed properly. So, if you were tardy or forgot your shorts four times, you failed. This was in middle school. I also had a class in high school where you had to run the mile in under a certain amount of time to pass. And classes where you had to take tests on sports rules, which they never really taught because they figured everyone already knew it. Do it for college, not the computer. Your parents need to chill out, maybe that were in financial trouble and just looking for an excuse.
lolfahnny 0
Your fault. For one, honor roll is not hard to achieve whatsoever and there's no excuse for failing gym. No, you don't deserve a computer because you do 35 minutes of homework every night.
LostKezia 5
Im 16 and spend good 4 hours at home and all fress at school...
starbaby 0
Ok so even if you had one of those gym classes with test its still your fault you get test in the other classes you did well in. Plus in middle school I was fat lazy and got caught calling my gym teacher a dyke and I still passed!
Bill_Sykes 0
How the hell do you fail gym? All you have to do is show up.