Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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duckpsy 2
Maybe you shouldn't be getting a computer if you're failing gym, it'll only make it worse
Scooter_P 0
fail gym? your life is F'ed
Kyothine 0
You're all stupid. In many schools, gym teachers are very strict to make it seem like they have a hard job.
ohfrick 0
omg, failing gym? But that was always my most fun class! Getting up and moving was so great after spending most of the day sitting on my ass in a classroom. Maybe it's best you don't get a computer, because you'll probably just waste too much time on it. Get out and exercise more so you can raise the gym grade up!
Rackergen 0
Reading through all these comments remembers me of what assholes people can be. You don't know anything of the OP. You don't know where they life, how hard it might be to pass gym in that country. And even if they are American, you don't know if they have a desease like I have and which is hunting me down until death. Assholes like all of you are the reason I have those bad memories of my very own past. Not everyone can be as sporty as you all pretend to be. I am ashamed of you.
calmthefuck_down 0
it's just a computer. you'll live. or buy your own. lol #106
timberM618 0
ok. if you're failing gym, you're either fat, a slacker, or both. I'm not athletic at all and my gym teacher is a lesbian and i still managed to get an A in her class. I say if you want the computer and your parents are stupid enough to not give it to you because of that one class, then WORK for it because there is no changing your parents mind.
taosis 0
Wow you suck dick, all you gotta do is show up with pants on
Seegtease 0
#83, I don't know. But if the OP is American, it's pretty sad. #76, that's your own fault for not properly fixing the problem. If you were actually at the hospital, I guarantee the school, by law, has to be more lenient with you, especially in the case of asthma. Your problem could have easily been resolved, even if the Gym teacher was a douche, that can be taken to the school board.
wotchersarah 0
Lmao. I got an 80% in PE because we got graded on how well we could play and do stuff. If we didn't run a certain time on the mile, we got a 6/10. Same thing if we didn't do enough sit ups, pull ups, etc. Also, if she felt we didn't participate enough, we got docked points. I got docked points even when I was participating a lot because she played favorites and didn't pay attention the whole time. It's not really that hard to fail PE.