Today, my parents saw my report card. Now, they refuse to buy me my the new computer I've always wanted because my grades had 'slipped'. I made honor roll for three terms, and was kept off for the fourth for a single bad grade. I failed gym. FML
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70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I got my report card from school. I pulled my grade up in Algebra from a D to an A. My parents told me that they never expected me to accomplish this, and good job but they've already enrolled me in boarding school. So much for all that extra credit and staying late after school to study. FML
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I sold all of my son's games and gadgets because he got a horrible report card. It turned out that the school made some sort of a mistake and it wasn't his actual report card. He actually got great grades. I tried to apologize but he told me to fuck off. FML
Today, I got my grades back. They were all 98's and 99's with also a 104 (extra-credit). I got refused from entering an honors club, because it's "impossible to get above a hundred in a math class". I even got investigated for cheating. FML
Today, my parents are freaking at me because I just got my report and I failed my first year of college. They told me they have never been more disappointed in me. I have to tell them that I'm also pregnant. FML
Today, I got my report card, and thought I did pretty well with a GPA of 3.58. My parents freaked out over the 3 B's I had, and proceeded to look up which colleges would still accept me. I just finished my first quarter as a freshman in high school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents lied to me about my GPA so they could go back on our agreement of "3.0 or above or summer school" and had no intention of honoring the agreement anyway. I've been in summer school doing catch-up for kicks. FML
Today, my report card finally came in. My mom took one look at it and told me that if I'm not going to take my grades seriously, I might as well start looking for a sugar daddy. But first, I apparently need to work on prettying myself up. FML
Today, I got my report card. My teacher gave me an F, and under class comments she gave me a U for unsatisfactory. So I got an F U from my teacher. FML
Today, my mom found out that I’ve been faking my exam grades, turning my 30s to 80s and 40s to 90s on the paper exams. She got access to my online student portal and saw my real grades. I'm grounded for the rest of the school year. FML
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B52_fml 0
Having your grades "slip" is one thing, but FAILING gym? ydi.
thisismyname_fml 1
To pass gym don't you have to just show up? Even if you aren't athletic all you have to do is make an ounce of effort. This feels like YDI.
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Comments (288)
Ron_fml 0
fourth grade????
cyberhoy 3
ohh boo hoo if you failed gym you deserved it.
ihpb09 2
first of all, honour roll is a horrible standard. nearly everybody i know gets honour roll for over 85% of their school career, so even if you got it, it's not an achievement at all. second of all, this is definitely not an FML. you FAILED A COURSE!! no matter what it is, thats bad enough and reason enough for you to not get ANYTHING. don't bitch about it because you definitely deserved it. sorry bud but this is your own fault, 100%. not an FML.
LostKezia 5
i failed P.E. (gym) because i physically couldnt participate for more than 5 minutes of light excercise per lesson. Failing something like gym when teachers rate your preformence on court isn't hard.
lipstick_trace 0
Gym is a made up class anyway. If you wanted to be athletic you'd do it on your own goddamn time. I was high honors my whole high school time & I constantly got 70's in gym cause I basically told my gym teacher he was teaching a bullshit class & that he could F*** off before I'd do anything.
JFox 8
Sounds like they just wanted an excuse not to buy it. Perhaps the FML comes from his parents stringing him along, getting his hopes up, then finding any reason to back out ? At least, that's how I read it. :] Buy your own computer, they're not THAT much. I recently bought one myself, and it runs most games just fine. [Assuming you want a new computer because you want to do something that your current one can't handle.]
Guch 0
#6.... Shut up and bag my groceries. Reading your post made my eyes bleed.
Nixot 0
Great minds think alike, for sure.
Ron_fml 0
i agree with #37
i_am_not_me 0
It's entirely possible to fail gym if you have an ultra-douchebag teacher that marks you absent if you don't go in the lockers with everyone else.
missbucket 0
I got a B in gym last quarter because I missed one class period and didn't make it up. Today gym teachers think that PE is a real class.... wake up. It's not.
kizmet 0
that was completely your fault. as one of the least athletic people i have ever met, i can tell you it's basically impossible to fail gym. i've always gotten As. all you have to do is show up on time with your gym clothes and put in a little effort.