Today, my boyfriend of 5 years left me for my best friend. She actually tried to “comfort” me saying that “Some relationships are just not meant to be,” and “Now you’re free to find your soulmate” and that “One day, it will all make sense.” Alexa, play “Ironic” by Alanis Morissette. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend left me for a girl I know. She was the girl my last boyfriend left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year and a half left me for another girl. Who was the only person who cared enough to comfort me? The girl he left me for. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 5 years (who broke up with me only a week or so ago) told me that she's been speaking to one of my best friends and sees a future with him instead of me. FML
Today, my best friend finally broke up with her knob of a boyfriend. This would be great except now my boyfriend of two years has broken up with me because she's finally single. She introduced us. FML
Today, my boyfriend of one year broke up with me a week before my prom because he found out that he liked my best friend instead. However, she likes someone else anyways, so were now both left brokenhearted. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me. My 3 best friends, who I've known since I was born, supported me by asking for her number, and now all are trying to date her. FML
Today, my girlfriend of six months broke up with me. In her words, “Liking you fucked up my brain.” Later that afternoon, she posted a story of her with another dude’s arm around her. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me in tears because the love of his life has decided to move on with another man. He is currently on his way over to cry on my shoulder about it. FML
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RichardPencil 32
"No, Alexa, that's just wrong. Play "You Oughta Know" instead." Or the reboot for the 2020's, "Good 4 U."
RichardPencil 32
No, the 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is ironic. If you have such an absurd number of one kind of flatware, it's ironic that you don't even have a single one of another common type.
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RichardPencil 32
"No, Alexa, that's just wrong. Play "You Oughta Know" instead." Or the reboot for the 2020's, "Good 4 U."
Rake 18
LOL, that's exactly what I thought! Writing with You Oughta know in the backgroud.
Dumbum123 19
While I think your ex boy friend and ex best friend are awful people, Ironic by Alanis Morisette is a terrible choice to describe an ironic situation since none of the situations in that song are ironic, just unfortunate or stupid.
RichardPencil 32
No, the 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife is ironic. If you have such an absurd number of one kind of flatware, it's ironic that you don't even have a single one of another common type.
Dumbum123 19
True, but I was thinking that if she found said knife among ten thousand spoons and it turned out a spoon could've done the job, THAT'S ironic. She had ten thousand of the things. Also check out Ed Byrne, from whom I stole this.