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By Anonymous - 04/11/2011 19:38 - United States

Today, for the first time in years, I broke down in tears, over a Hallmark commercial. FML

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Same thing different taste

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By life101 - 19/10/2020 13:56

Today, I realized how emotional I get around my time of month when I cried because a cheese commercial was so "touching." FML

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By kibblegirl - 06/06/2019 00:01

Today, I was so hungry that my mouth started watering during a dog food commercial. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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By smurftastic - 03/09/2013 03:03 - United States - Murrieta

Today, my company is doing so bad that I had to take down my symbolic first dollar so that I could buy a roll of crackers for dinner. FML

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Emotional support please

By sadrainindeed - 11/11/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I cried myself to sleep. Last night too, and the night before that, and the nights before those. But I guess that’s what life is, huh? FML

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By NoRingForMe - 18/07/2012 17:03 - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By michelle - 15/11/2015 15:21 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, while my husband was at work, he missed our son saying his first word ("Dada"), taking his first steps and smashing the widescreen TV with a well-aimed teddy bear. Care to guess which of these three things made my husband cry. FML

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By Forever alone - 21/12/2020 17:02 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I was falling in love with the nostalgia of having handwritten love letters and flowers left on my windshield. Turns out my "secret admirer" was just a mean prank conjured up by my coworkers. They laughed. I cried, hard. FML

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Gene Cusano

By dramateach11 - 03/04/2009 00:37 - United States

Today, I was trying to get drama students to attempt to make themselves cry. I was not having any luck, until suddenly a girl burst into tears, sobbing uncontrollably. I jumped up to applaud, saying what a wonderful thing it is to have such expressive kids. Turns out her grandma just died. FML

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upyourzlolz 11

Friday 4 November 2011 23:14

Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

Calen5556 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:16

Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')

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hemz_fml 13

Friday 4 November 2011 23:10

I have no idea what to say and yet people will get butt hurt over this comment

puppytaco64 8

Friday 4 November 2011 23:10

U mad bro?

JPChiQYaya 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:10

wowww lol

Isabel312 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:27

The commercials are quite beautiful. :'D

fthislyfe 22

Saturday 5 November 2011 0:02

I don't live in America and I have no idea what hallmark is. But I Googled it and whoa! Many people actually cry watching it. I wonder why...

Keyman1212 14

Saturday 5 November 2011 0:39

Us Americans can be emotional creatures... Over card commercials.

Choose_Wisely 5

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:02

it shouldnt count if you're on your period >.>

tatababe 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:08

Must have been one damned touching commercial

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:19

I know how you feel. Those commercials get me every time. ?(???)?

MeeshaMeeshaPup 8

Saturday 5 November 2011 1:22

What the hell? I didn't put those question marks in there.

FarSide 22

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:22

A Prozac moment.

JPChiQYaya 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:32

i wonder which one it was.

HideouslyHuman 10

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:02

31-I think you should look on the back of your next birthday card...

greatness101 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:12

How does this F your life? People cry. It's human.

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 4 November 2011 23:13

Wow really? A Hallmark commercial?

OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6

Friday 4 November 2011 23:44

they are really touching, you have no heart for not crying at them :'(

ShyAnn29 14

Friday 4 November 2011 23:59

Yeah, they make me cry too!

Daralea 21

Saturday 5 November 2011 2:05

Errr, I guess I have no heart because I just find them cheesy.

bamagrl410 31

Saturday 5 November 2011 7:33

73 - YES. If I fail to change the channel, it makes me feel like an asshole for not adopting all the animals at once. It's terrible.

upyourzlolz 11

Friday 4 November 2011 23:14

Awww! I'm feeling such SYMPATHY for you! I hope you GET WELL SOON! Anyway, HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY! P.s. HAPPY HOLIDAYS P.P.S. I'm so sorry about your uncle. Accept my CONDOLENCES.

EvilCupcake8361 9

Saturday 5 November 2011 6:05

was that a joke??? I honestly can't tell haha

slushpup9696 12

Sunday 6 November 2011 9:08

You are a prime example of what is wrong with the Internet.

Calen5556 0

Friday 4 November 2011 23:16

Those cards seem to just dig into people's emotions..."Happy Birthday." :')

Torva_fml 16

Friday 4 November 2011 23:17

Hallmark is just oh so emotional! I just *sniff* wanna *sniff* cry every time! *begins sobbing*

EmAnRap 2

Friday 4 November 2011 23:18

happens to all of us

tpm45 25

Wednesday 13 November 2013 12:30

I haven't legitly cried in years.... So no, it doesn't. And trust me, I wish I could.

katarinava6 2

Friday 4 November 2011 23:19

Way was re commercial about lol?!

raphanne_fml 33

Friday 4 November 2011 23:34

Proofreading? ;)

SirSquishyPants 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 4:07

Uhhh, are you one of those moms that just learned how to text? Holy shit I have no idea what your trying to say

lemonaids 1

Saturday 5 November 2011 5:28

Ummm......yes.

nessaspissed 0

Saturday 5 November 2011 5:47

Haha I would insult you but its too ******* hilarious:'D

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