By Anonymous - 06/03/2011 18:15 - Sweden

Spicy
Today, my girlfriend was giving me a handjob in the shower. As I was reaching climax, my mom walked by the bathroom door and started talking to me. My girlfriend didn't stop, and in order to distract from the situation at hand, I had to carry on the conversation with my mom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 858
You deserved it 11 967

Same thing different taste

Top comments

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

Comments

Ahahha yeh at least your mum didn't walk in. Would have been beyonddd awkward innit

Gotta appreciate your gf in this situation, she didn't get distracted by your mom walking by means she is pretty adventurous so maybe in future u could afford to have some fun with her in more extreme situations.^.^

Agree with xBangOut. Let her know you enjoyed the fact she didn't stop.

agree with 76 look at the bright side she kept going your girlfriend sounds like wifey material

The situation........ *puts on cool glasses" ......at hand. YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

kingtz 6

op gets points for this pun!

MyNameIsBruce 0

That's exactly what I thought!!!

exactly... pits on cool glasses ...what I was thinking YYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

dammit, way to steal all of my words. i wonder if op intended it to sound that way...i bet he did. |the kid|

clever u almost got **** blocked by your own mom you should do the same thing to your mom when her and your dad are having sex

"Her and your dad" Wouldn't the grandfather object to such a thing?

geez, SOMEone knows how to bring down the mood

haha Harry potter freak you is ;) though this in just for ya. ^

why are pplcthumbing down this is hilarious as ling as *her* is the mom

Mama mia! How awkward D; At least youre getting some!(:

stealthkitten 3

haha, at least you're good at multitasking ;)

but im pretty sure OP's girlfriend has a one track mind.

Technically it kinda sounds like you got hard from talking to your mum :L gross!!

Pretty sure he already was, I would be.

dudehaha 4

he was already. do you need sex Ed?

technically it kinda sounds like your stupid -.-"

So your girlfriend is kinky? That isn't a bad thing.

BlackHoleSuns 0

******* idiots! The point of the FML is that he was carrying on a conversation with his mother while receiving a handjob. Not the best situation to be stuck in if you ask me. I'm sure it doesn't help that OP was about to climax before to conversation began.

BlackHoleSuns 0

******* idiots! The point of the FML is that he was carrying on a conversation with his mother while receiving a handjob. Not the best situation to be stuck in if you ask me. I'm sure it doesn't help that OP was about to climax before to conversation began.

mkrone 0

23 is the idiot. The point of this comment is to ignore the point of it.

not an FML in the least. ur gettin ur dink stroked bud....time to look at that glass half full