Today, my obsession with my mean ex-girlfriend returned. It ended 9 years ago. It happened when I started researching self-help. Now, I can’t stop thinking about that selfish piece of shit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm obsessing over finding out anything about my ex. A month ago, I finally deleted his number from my phone, but if I'd known it would just make me start obsessing over him again, then I wouldn't have deleted it. FML
Today, I realized why I had more than a little obsession with a show, in particularly one character, when I was transferring files to my new phone and saw a drawing my ex had sent me. She went missing, with zero leads, over 18 months ago and I can't stop clinging to either. FML
Today, I got spammed and bitched at by my ex-girlfriend from high school because she found out I didn't even have feelings for her. It was 3 years ago. FML
Today, an ex professed her love for me. Over the last couple of months I've been talking to another ex, who I'd give damn near anything to be with again. Both cheated on me, and, thinking about it now, my only thought is, "WTF is wrong with me?!" FML
Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 4 years ago. Turns out she hasn’t found love again since I broke it off with her for her best friend. She’s not the bubbly, cheery girl I met before. I can’t help but feel like an asshole. FML
Today, I had the memory of an ex-friend pop up in my brain and I couldn't help but wonder how the little homewrecker is doing these days. FML
Today, I found out that my three closest online friends are the same person: my obsessive ex. I met all three before he and I even started dating. FML
Today, I thought about her again. I want her back, even though I know I shouldn't. She did a lot to hurt me, but did even more to love me. Sometimes I just want the old her back, if that's even possible. FML
Today, I found out my ex had been writing about our relationship to Postsecret. Apparently, she'd been sorry and wanted me back if I still loved her. I have absolutely no idea what she's talking about. I left after 8 months of unreturned texts, calls, emails, and meet-ups. FML
Today, I found our that my crazy ex, who, after our break up, said to me, "I'm setting my life to make yours hell" has befriended my current girlfriend. FML
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E2dav 5
We all have that ex gf or bf we look back on and think wtf was I thinking?!?!
DogStew 20
I was researching overcoming narcissistic abuse because of my family. I realized my ex is just like my shitty family. Which probably explains why I fell so hard for such a piece of shit.
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E2dav 5
We all have that ex gf or bf we look back on and think wtf was I thinking?!?!
RichardPencil 32
Ironic, huh? Listen to "Self-Esteem" by Offspring. It's the complete playbook on how to be a doormat for a selfish piece of shit.
Sinshine 28
Wait what? 9 years after you were done obsessing over her, you decided to look for a self help group?
DogStew 20
I was researching overcoming narcissistic abuse because of my family. I realized my ex is just like my shitty family. Which probably explains why I fell so hard for such a piece of shit.
Sinshine 28
Oh that sucks. Best of luck dealing with that!
JuliaKay14 33
You might want to consider talking to a counselor to find out and address why you feel the need to think about her 9 years later.