Today, my parents decided they won't pay for college because of a Fox News story that said higher education "makes you liberal." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Today, my parents threatened to take away my college funds. Why? Because I complained about my 10 pm curfew during break as a freshman in college. FML
Marriage story
Today, after 25 years of marriage, my parents decided to get a very nasty and extremely expensive divorce. Using my college tuition to pay for it. FML
Today, I discovered that when my parents offered to help me pay for college, what they really meant is they would get the forms for me to apply for student loans. FML
Make your minds up
Today, I was offered a job that pays far more than I expected, being a high school senior. My parents decided they aren't letting me take the job, saying I should enjoy my childhood. They're also not paying for my college, which is why I was looking for work in the first place. FML
Today, I was accepted to college and received a scholarship equal to almost half the tuition. After sharing this news with my parents, I spent the next 35 minutes getting yelled at about how I wasn't allowed to go there because my boyfriend might go there. FML
Today, I finally got the nerve to tell my parents that I'm no longer going to pay them a flat percent of my salary, but only what they need to cover my expenses. Their response: "Better find a place of your own then, you freeloading bastard." FML
No, it's not a cult, not at all
Today, I found out that not only does my sister consider Fox News "reliable" but her husband has been buying Trump merchandise. They owe me $1,900 but they're literally giving a millionaire money instead of me. FML
Bipartisan spirit
Today, I told my conservative friends over dinner that I was a bit of a liberal. They then went off on me about how liberals are lazy, stupid, and a financial burden on society. I was the only employed person at the table with a college degree and not living with my parents. FML
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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PinkRoseLove 0
Going to college doesn't make you liberal, it makes you smarter and more prepared in the world. Your parents are really ignorant
FernandoTorres_fml 0
Fox are idiots, they just implied that Liberal people are highly educated. They're right for once; their right wing nazi-fest is for retards.
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nuklear7 0
show them that episode of south park where the kids were feared being kidnapped, so they ended up all kids out of south park and they ended up living with the huns, lol.
dudeitsdanny 10
Everyone knows Fox news is the only reliable source for news. OP: Your parents didnt go to college did they? What higher education does is make you realize that Fox isnt truly a news network. But half a brain usually does that, too EDIT: This wasnt supposed to be a reply. Sorryyyyy
U_idiot 1
I paid for my own, why can't you?
jc420 0
Maybe it's because being intelligent and educated allows you to think rationally, giving the illusion that you are liberal.
xMyazXtr3me 0
wow
HarrietPotter 1
I watch FOX News when I want a laugh. My own political beliefs aside (I'm a BlueDog/fiscally conservative Democrat from South Carolina), I would hope that by now it's common knowledge that FOX News is not news. You should provide them with a course in simple logic. Simple logic would state that their reasoning is faulty...just because college students tend to be liberal does not mean that it's the school making them liberal. And even so...who cares? Don't they want you to have a job? -HP, Davidson College '12
bdviper13 0
No I hit on it perfectly...did you catch my stint about Harvard? In case not, please return to !t grade and learn to read ^_^
bittersweetheart 0
most college students are liberals because they are young... you tend to lose sight of other peoples needs and your heart as you get older.
xmagster 0
I wouldn't say that is necessarily true... I think it's due to older people growing up in more conservative environments when they where young. Besides, people's opinion's change. I am personally libertarian, but I go to school with a lot of conservative people. They are all very nice, but generally very religious. I don't think you could say that they are conservative because they don't care about others...
bittersweetheart 0
no, but they dont do much to help others. theres a reason why liberals are called bleeding hearts. in some ways a libertarian is closer to a conservative . But no i dont have anyting aginst conservative myself they just dont support social programs which in my view people need. but when your young a poor you can afford to be liberal and want all these social things but when your old and have bills and kids to pay for you care more about your own family
xmagster 0
It is true that liberals are for things like universal health care, which would in theory be beneficial to far more people than the system we have now, and I definitely agree that is self sacrificial. That being said, the multitudes of conservatives I am aquatinted with do so much for others, like working in soup kitchens, holding clothing drives and donating money to organizations. It's not so black and white. I understand there are white collar guys who have a portfolio to protect and a family to provide for who aren't helping anyone but themselves, but it always goes both ways.
Lightslei 0
Although I'm liberal and I'm in favor of universal healthcare, however the way the bill is at the moment I'm smart enough to realize is like praying to a deity for every natural disaster to strike you simultaneously. The way they want is just won't work, and I'm aware that it is a foolish goal to actually even put up.
lky830 0
67 is right. I was going to make this point if no one else did. fox news is still full of bs, though. I feel sorry for this kid, but your parents do NOT have to do anything for you after youre 18, so count your blessings
chew4220 0
what kind of bullshit is that?!?! like that even makes any ****** sense at all
Invioletlight 0
Boo hoo, suck it up crybaby. Work for your education if you want it so bad. Not everybody who goes to college has it paid for by Mommy and Daddy. you will value it more if you pay for it yourself.
xmagster 0
like you wouldn't be upset. Picture this, you are in senior year of high-school. You are 17 or 8 years old, and you just got accepted to your dream university, but, oops! You can't go now because your parents decided that they don't want you to become "liberal" (despite what your personal beliefs are) and they won't pay for it. You can't necessarily get student loans very easily now because of the economy... and (depending on the school and your talents) it can be really difficult to get scholarship money. If your parents where going to pay your full ride, and they decided not to for some idiotic reason, you'd be upset too. I'm not saying parents need to pay for college, but this is definitely a FML
iheartjustinsane 0
#70 is a ******* idiot. Maybe if he realized what parenting is really about, he'd know that parents WORK to get THEIR CHILD a good EDUCATION. What 17 or 18 year old has the money to pay for college now a days? Unless it's community college or something. Guess someone here supports child labor.
kaylaamariee 9
74 parents aren't around to be your best friend and hold your hand all through life. they are there to PARENT you and prepare you for life in a harsh world. if op depends on his parents for everything, how is that going to help him? while i agree it would be tough for him to get that much money, and nice if his parents helped him, i'm sure it would also be beneficial for him to actually WORK for something.
kaylaamariee 9
my comment was actually directed at 114. my mistake :)
n8equalsd 0
your parents are idiots, but they don't have to pay for your college.