By leogs23 - 2/3/2021 20:01 Force of habit, or just mean? Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML I agree, your life sucks 824 You deserved it 55 0 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By hudd357mag - United States Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML I agree, your life sucks 34077 You deserved it 2436 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Medway Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML I agree, your life sucks 27170 You deserved it 7755 136 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iJehx - United States Today, I had to clean my walls with those Mr Clean Magic Sponges because we were having visitors. I got bored and started drawing penises with it because they would leave wet marks. There is nothing magic about how slow they dry when your visitors come an hour early. They saw all ten of them. FML I agree, your life sucks 10418 You deserved it 65815 126 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By - France Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML I agree, your life sucks 28876 You deserved it 11371 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - United States Today, I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to my rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML I agree, your life sucks 20261 You deserved it 50161 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rebecca - 3/10/2020 23:07 What could go wrong? Today, I slipped into an ATM vestibule quickly without a mask. The place smelled like the antiseptic at a doctor's office, so I figured, "What could go wrong? Not more than 6 hours later, I found out that I’m sick. FML I agree, your life sucks 355 You deserved it 1763 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Saudi Arabia - Jiddah Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML I agree, your life sucks 50301 You deserved it 10074 161 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Chels - United States Today, I had an elderly man come to my cash register. His total came to $15.50 He handed me $5 in nickels and dimes. A full roll of quarters. Before I could take the roll, he bust it open, making me count it. After that was all counted he was 50 cents short. So he handed me a $10 bill. FML I agree, your life sucks 40025 You deserved it 2922 104 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugh annoying - United States Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML I agree, your life sucks 37110 You deserved it 3957 197 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United Kingdom Today, I failed my driving test. I've been a legal driver in my home country for 8 years, but can't pass the test here. FML I agree, your life sucks 26275 You deserved it 14799 209 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Rakayla - United States - Albuquerque Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML I agree, your life sucks 2181 You deserved it 215 7 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By devigsgirl - United States Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend wants to move in with me is so he has better internet connection and won't get kicked off of Xbox live while playing MW2. FML I agree, your life sucks 31758 You deserved it 5941 169 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Garchomp - United States - Dodge City Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML I agree, your life sucks 53648 You deserved it 3582 166 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blaise - United States Today, my girlfriend of 8 years dumped me. When I asked if there was another guy, she responded, "You were the other guy". FML I agree, your life sucks 168150 You deserved it 13316 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ugh - United States Today, I went out to dinner with my boyfriend and his mom. The hostess asked if I needed "the kid's menu," remarked how I look "so grown up for your age," and asked what grade I was in. I said I'm in university. She laughed as if it was the best joke ever told. I'm 22. FML I agree, your life sucks 31656 You deserved it 2032 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML I agree, your life sucks 42971 You deserved it 2763 120 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By quit fucking up my life - United States - Kenai Today, my dad met my boyfriend for the first time. He soon "casually" took a huge knife from the kitchen drawer and told my boyfriend that he's always wondered what it'd be like to stab someone. FML I agree, your life sucks 48555 You deserved it 4889 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By NotALuckyGuy - United States - Columbus Today, I lost my virginity in a porta-potty. FML I agree, your life sucks 18997 You deserved it 47217 278 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Tyguy3000 - United States Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML I agree, your life sucks 2083 You deserved it 2915 8 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/11/2020 16:58 Thanks, government Today, I'm at North Fort Hood deploying with the Army Reserves, where the motto is, "You'll prefer to be in Iraq." We're in COVID quarantine with over 100 people in our barracks. We may never get out of here. FML I agree, your life sucks 804 You deserved it 115 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By conbon123 - United States - Beaverton Today, my dog became scared of his own food bowl. He now barks for ages every time he sees it. FML I agree, your life sucks 41020 You deserved it 3434 75 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - Canada - Toronto Today, the doctor let me know I have an autoimmune disease. The disease results in ulcers in my colon which bleed when I poop. I cried, but only when I was told that I wouldn't be allowed to eat cheese anymore. FML I agree, your life sucks 33542 You deserved it 3153 118 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By karlajjjjj - United Kingdom - Cold Ashby Today, I was cycling home when I saw my sister, who lives a 4 hour drive away, walking past me on the path. I turned my head and called to her, causing me not to notice the pothole in front of me. My front wheel went in and I went over the handlebars. It wasn't even my sister. FML I agree, your life sucks 40271 You deserved it 11668 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By rocks_hurt Today, I rushed to catch my bus and arrived as it pulled up, but one of the tires threw a rock at my head and knocked me out. I missed my bus and the final that I am not allowed to retake. FML I agree, your life sucks 3084 You deserved it 235 16 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I don't understand the bond between him and his stuffed goose. He's 36. FML I agree, your life sucks 29692 You deserved it 5823 95 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Today, I got my hair trimmed to look fresh for my sister's wedding this week. The woman messed up so badly that the manager had to step in and fix it. I lost 8 inches of hair and my dad keeps telling me I look like a medieval stable boy. FML I agree, your life sucks 5065 You deserved it 352 11 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, finishing up in the shower room, I walked into the kitchen to get a drink. Apparently both bathrooms were occupied and my grandmother really had to go... She was bent over in the kitchen peeing into a cup. I may never be able to erase this image. FML I agree, your life sucks 30708 You deserved it 2687 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Merry F-ing birthmas - 20/12/2020 11:01 - Australia - Brisbane They targeted gamers! Today, as he has all day for the last 3 days, my husband has been playing Cyberpunk 2077. However, it's my birthday. When I mentioned this fact, I was told to just walk the 4 miles to the store and buy a cake, "if it matters so much." I have celiac and he spent our grocery money on the game. FML I agree, your life sucks 1534 You deserved it 317 14 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By moodyreallyrocks - United States Today, my friend took me and a bunch of other guys out to a nice dinner. This was his way to say thank you for helping him move to a new apartment. He got the cheque, excused himself to go to the restroom and never came back to pay. FML I agree, your life sucks 33150 You deserved it 2865 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I finally realized that the only time my mother talks to me is when she needs money. FML I agree, your life sucks 33333 You deserved it 3202 98 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Peppermint - New Zealand Today, I put signs up in the lifts at work with my name and desk phone number as the contact in case the lifts break down. I work in IT so there are hundreds of men in the building. Someone has already drawn a very wonky heart next to my name. FML I agree, your life sucks 23298 You deserved it 5339 135 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By maddy - France Today, I'm looking for a job, and the employer I spoke to by phone was busy, but before hanging up he said "we will call you soon". I still wonder how he plans to do so without even having asked for my number. FML I agree, your life sucks 22727 You deserved it 2600 49 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thanksalotdickhead - 14/10/2020 08:01 - United States Jumping the gun Today, I discovered that my boyfriend was planning on proposing to me tomorrow. I found out after receiving a couple of a dozen texts from friends and relatives bitching me out for not telling them. Apparently, my dad thought it would be appropriate to make the announcement for me on his Facebook page. FML I agree, your life sucks 1525 You deserved it 66 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By iAMloud - United States Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML I agree, your life sucks 12447 You deserved it 67426 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Pusillanimous - United States Today, I was waiting in line with a friend, and she poked my stomach and said, "I wish I had your stomach." I asked her why. She said, "Boys wouldn't flirt with me." FML I agree, your life sucks 51210 You deserved it 5425 110 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By imamomma - United States Today, after explaining to my two year old that we were going bra shopping, he decided to announce to the entire bank that we were going to buy Mommy some boobies. FML I agree, your life sucks 20158 You deserved it 26814 186 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By jack - United States - Mcnabb Today, my girlfriend of 3 months got mad at me because I thought she was attractive. She has an identical twin, and she says if I think she's attractive, I must want her twin too. FML I agree, your life sucks 36888 You deserved it 2524 182 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - 21/9/2020 13:58 My new friend Today, I realized at the train station that every day for a month, I've been waving to a cardboard cut-out of a person in the morning. I thought they were real. They're cardboard. FML I agree, your life sucks 886 You deserved it 426 3 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By R_Horsefeet - Netherlands Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML I agree, your life sucks 18923 You deserved it 1731 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AtheistLookingforRoomie Today, I had a meeting with a potential roommate to rent a 2/2 space and it was going well. We laughed, joked, and seemed to get along and want the same things. At the end of the conversation, however, he said he needed to "pray" about his decision to room with an atheist. This probably won't work out. FML I agree, your life sucks 6192 You deserved it 1473 32 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
Today, we’ve been unable to have sex for months due to my boyfriend’s health issues. I would never EVER cheat on him; however my unconscious mind has other... I agree, your life sucks 26 You deserved it 17 1 Comments
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML I agree, your life sucks 635 You deserved it 69 8 Comments
