Health: Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted... - FML

By Anonymous - United States - Beloit

Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML

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By Callie - 6/12/2020 20:02 - United States

Jimin causing drama time!

Today, my daughter got mad at me for saying I didn't really get the appeal of Kpop. She went off at me, saying that I should "stan BTS" or something to that effect. She's 28. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, I've been yawning every few minutes. Which would be fine, except every couple of yawns my jaw dislocates, and I have to put it back in place. FML

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By darknight

Today, I found out that pretending to be a bum begging for money can get you stuck in a jail cell for a few hours. FML

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By love and tolerape, apparently - India - Jamshedpur

Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML

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By I weep for our future generation

Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML

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By seriously - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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By Eureka! I still lose....

Today, I was accused of cheating on our math test, instantly granting me a perfect zero. How? I used the wrong formula on a problem, but ended up with the correct answer. FML

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By JealousBratMuch - Canada - High River

Today, my eldest daughter has 'officially' removed herself from our family and will no longer communicate with any of us. Apparently it's my fault that her younger sister is having a baby before her, and she can't be part of a family that 'treats her so unfairly'. FML

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By unforgettablee - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was getting into the mood with my boyfriend. Ten minutes into it, I told him to "teach me a lesson." His response: "I ain't no teacher." FML

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By Clueless - United States

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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By MrsRockyHorror - United States

Today, I seriously considered labelling myself as 'in a relationship' on Facebook, even though I haven't been in one since '92, so I can hide just how desperate I am. FML

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By Anonymous - United States - Cedar Park

Today, a senile old lady came up to me and offered me chocolate. I noticed that it was ex-lax, so I politely told her no. My 4-year-old daughter pushed me aside and ate the ex-lax, because she thought it was candy. I now have a stinky child on a 3 hour bus ride, with no stops. FML

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By Noname - Canada

Today, I woke up with this terrible toothache and called my mother for a lift to the dentist. This super-dentist-chick enters in and says: "Nice to meet you, your mother just told me you're afraid of dentists?" I'm 29. FML

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By rahhhnnnn

You can't win sometimes

Today, I learned that because I clean everything in my roommate's house and keep the lights low to save energy, and respect him and do things in the proper way I was raised, he and his friends and girlfriend think I’m weird and won’t speak to me. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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By Worsttreeever - United States

Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML

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By [email protected] - Canada

Today, I forgot my work clothes at home so my boss gave me a jacket with a name patch that said "Mike". Still wearing my work clothes I ran into my ex-girlfriend on my way home. We were together for five years until she dumped me for a guy name Mike. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, it's the 8th day in a row that my mother-in-law has made me drink laxative tea. I still haven't pooped yet and I'm terrified of what's to come. FML

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By bushburn - 1/6/2020 02:00

Pubes of steel

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, after I'd remembered to start writing a list of my PTSD symptoms for my shrink, because I'm extremely forgetful, it finally took me three days to remember to write down forgetfulness. FML

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By DumbassRoaster - United States - Fairview

Today, I was woken up by my dad and my dog barking at each other, and my dad yelling, "I am the Alpha male!" FML

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By Kasnt - United States

Today, I really had to pee so I took the only stall that was available in the bathroom: the handicapped stall. A girl in a wheelchair came in seconds later and cursed at me for taking her designated spot. FML

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By Anonymous - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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By roomatewoes - United States - Northfield

Today, I came back to my dorm to find my roommate forgot to get rid of her massive amounts of cheese before break. She did, however, remember to unplug the refrigerator. FML

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By Crushed

Today, the girl I've had a crush on for months invited me on a group hiking trip this weekend so that she won't be the most out of shape person on the trail. FML

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By bonzo - Australia - Perth

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML

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By Anonymous - Canada - London

Today, I finally gave in to my long-distance boyfriend's requests and texted him dirty things. Any time I would send him something, he would reply, "What?" or "What do you mean?" Either I'm not doing this right, or I'm in a relationship with the most innocent person ever. FML

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By Adopted

Today, my mom realized that the "door" part in "screen door" doesn't block sound when she began to talk to our neighbours about how much of a failure I am. I heard everything. FML

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By vomitgirl - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift at work, I started to feel really sick and started throwing up. While I had my head in a bag, I had several customers ask me for directions and another customer abuse me for my lack of service. FML

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By great - United States - Porter

Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML

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By FailedEngineer - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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By anonymous - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By maddie - United States - Austin

Today, I discovered that the guy I've been seeing is a firm supporter of the Westboro Baptist Church. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML

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By BlueBirdWings

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on the couch. Trying to be suave, he put a Kool-Fruit between his teeth and motioned for me to kiss him so he could put it in my mouth. Just as he was about to do so, I inhaled, swallowing it. He then had to watch me dry-retching as I tried to get it back up. FML

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By Anonymous

Today, my manager told my shift that if we didn't have the quota filled for cinnamon rolls by tonight, we were all out of a job. One of the machines we use to wrap cinnamon rolls just started acting up. We also aren't allowed to take over time. FML

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By Anonymous - United States

Today, I got a call from this girl I really like. Surprised, as I never get anything other than a text from her, I answered. All I heard were rustling sounds. She had pocket dialed me. FML

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By Ryan McArdle - 25/1/2021 10:58

What did I do?

Today, I tried to log into Instagram for the first time in 2 days. They deactivated my account for violating their guidelines. I haven't posted a picture or made a comment in months. FML

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By NoRingForMe - United States - Stamford

Today, I went into hysterics and started crying when my boyfriend pulled out a Tiffany's box at dinner. Then I found out he'd used the old box to make the $15 earrings he bought seem more "special." FML

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By SalemSyfer - 25/1/2021 10:57 - Canada - Belleville

Bizarre Love Triangle

Today, I found out that one of my best friends likes the girl that I like. What's funny is that my best friend is also a girl, and has a better chance with her than I do. FML

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By ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU | 10

#5349139 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

That really bites.

By laughtersplay | 14

#5349145 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:16

I hope you don't have to pay for that extra surgery. Sorry you went through crappy service OP.

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By ImWhiteBoy_WhoRU | 10

#5349139 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

That really bites.

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MelTheGreat | 23

#5349168 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:23

And at least they know the tooth.

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zandalee | 19

#5349251 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:18

I had surgery today to remove a melanoma from my face! Am feeling pretty yucky... I feel for you OP having to go thru that all again.

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oj101 | 33

#5349305 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:55

And the dentist did a teethible job.

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HowAreYouToday | 34

#5349330 - Friday 1 February 2013 5:22

Denture know when its enough teeth puns?

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Docbee | 11

#5349400 - Friday 1 February 2013 7:08

I need to brush up on my knowledge of when to stop.

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sens3sfailing | 24

#5349450 - Friday 1 February 2013 8:52

The puns should fluoride along with the comment. Don't try tooth hard to make them, cuze then they just suck.

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FFML_314 | 11

#5349453 - Friday 1 February 2013 8:55

You are proof of that.

By fryebaby33 | 12

#5349141 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:15

Look at all the crap you can't do now. -.- I would be pissed. I'm sorry, OP

By Xxblackice | 13

#5349142 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:15

did you go to mexico

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Laurenluvz | 11

#5349180 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:25

How is that relevant to anything?

By xSalashawty | 30

#5349143 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:15

Maybe it's time to drive a bit further for a truly good dentist? ._.

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TheRandomIndian | 17

#5349275 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:32

Everyone makes mistakes

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Eluveitie | 9

#5349278 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:34

Since when do distance and proficiency have any correlation?

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outoftown | 26

#5349285 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:39

31- The best oral surgeon in an area isn't supposed to make this big a mistake on multiple teeth.

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sens3sfailing | 24

#5349451 - Friday 1 February 2013 8:53

Great surgeons have operated on the wrong side of the body many times before. It's pretty sad how much it happens

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xdissizit | 16

#5349452 - Friday 1 February 2013 8:54

Then again, best doesn't necessarily mean good. Could mean that the oral surgeon sucks but no one in the area is better than him.

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a1f0sff | 25

#5349470 - Friday 1 February 2013 9:16

Following 60's train of thought, if that's the best dentist in the area and supposing that he's bad, I wonder how bad the other ones are...

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False_Stupidity | 41

#5349774 - Friday 1 February 2013 14:00

It could also be that he's the only dentist in the area, thus still the best.

By laughtersplay | 14

#5349145 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:16

I hope you don't have to pay for that extra surgery. Sorry you went through crappy service OP.

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CharresBarkrey | 15

#5349211 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:40

Yeah, a good oral surgeon will pay for any future treatment since they caused it. At least the ones I've worked for have.

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LolFMLnot | 10

#5349283 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:38

I wonder if you can sue them if they don't pay for their mistake

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CharresBarkrey | 15

#5349593 - Friday 1 February 2013 10:46

35 - It really depends on the mistake. Most lawyers won't touch a suit like that, though, as there's usually not a lot of money involved and the patient usually loses.

By kamikrazy | 6

#5349154 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:18

Better now than to find out later.

By tygerarmy | 35

#5349160 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:20

Well, that's a kick in the teeth.

Did you get a refund? Or at least free future dental work?

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laya_fml | 26

#5349196 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:33

I don't know if I would want more dental work from this dentist regardless of if it were free.

By GothickNihilist | 15

#5349161 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:20

I hope that your insurance covers the further surgery. You could also take the matter to court.I wish you the best of luck on your recovery.

By perdix | 29

#5349182 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:26

Maybe the standards are low. The average oral surgeon in your area would have inserted them in your forehead.

At least, this guy got them in your mouth on the first try!

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brackaman | 18

#5349276 - Friday 1 February 2013 4:32

That's what I thought. If he's the best then the others must prescribe braces for dentures.

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FFML_314 | 11

#5349443 - Friday 1 February 2013 8:29

Perdix, you always know exactly what to say! ;)

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Mister_Triangle | 21

#5349623 - Friday 1 February 2013 11:22

OP probably found him through an ad on the Internet: "meet local surgeons in your area tonight!"

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False_Stupidity | 41

#5349777 - Friday 1 February 2013 14:02

Might have found him on Craigslist.

By igive | 29

#5349183 - Friday 1 February 2013 3:27

I hate law suits, but if he didn't fix the problem may I suggest one?