Work: Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my...

By fuckit - 31/01/2013 20:27 - Italy - Rome

Today, my pants ripped while I was at work. I had to keep my balls to the wall while I dodged customers and edged ever closer to the break room. Before I could call my wife and ask her to bring a new pair, my boss burst in, got pissed, and made me go back out and deal with irate customers. FML

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By Pantess at work - 30/03/2021 16:00 - United States

Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By Hairy Cheek - 15/04/2016 04:27 - United States - Columbia

Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML

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By thatgirl17 - 31/08/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, I was working the cash register. While helping a customer with her groceries, my bra snapped. I then had to ask my male boss if I could staple it back together. Thirty minutes later it snapped again. I then had to explain to my boss that I was too broke to buy a new one. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2011 02:33 - United States

Today, while at the urinal doing my business, my trousers fell all the way to the ground. As I bent down to pull them back up, my boss walked in the bathroom and thought I was mooning him. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By badbowel - 31/01/2018 13:00 - United States - Utica

Today, I was sick from both ends at work. My boss wouldn't let me go home, and told me to borrow a pair of spare pants to change into. I suffered another bout of gastroenteritis and shit someone else's pants. FML

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Pissed

By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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Chubrub

By thickly - 19/09/2016 17:31 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, my boss had to order some more work pants since mine were worn out after 7 months. He told me the next set I would have to buy myself, since they usually last workers about 2 years, and I must be treating them too roughly. I didn't want to admit that my thighs rubbing together ended up shredding the fabric. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2018 01:30

Today, I really had to pee at work and rushed to the urinal. I unzipped but couldn't find the hole in the front of my boxers and ended up pissing my pants. I had put my boxers on backwards. FML

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TheChiver 7

Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

To the window! To the wall! To the sweat drops down your balls!

GothickNihilist 15

Friday 1 February 2013 3:14

I hope you weren't freeballing.

Comments

Silly_Lilly6969 23

Friday 1 February 2013 5:47

GOT YOUR BALLS TO THE WALL!

donkeytowel 11

Friday 1 February 2013 6:07

that happened to me earlier this week, no big deal if you just tell your coworker/boss and asks if you can go change. better for your workplaces reputation too.

jxcala 10

Friday 1 February 2013 7:46

Seems to me that they got more than they paid for.

Star_Fishie 12

Friday 1 February 2013 10:33

Give your boss a fruit basket for being so awesome! ^.^

JanisEvans 10

Friday 1 February 2013 11:18

I'm still trying to understand how one manages to rip their pants in such a way. Seriously, how?

upallnight11 19

Friday 1 February 2013 12:02

That's just ballsacs!

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 1 February 2013 13:57

Did you boss go BALListic? If not, maybe you should have shown some balls and explained what happened. Then again if he was really mad and you press too hard, you might find your career DANGLING by a thread so best do as your told before you get the SACK.