Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
So frustrating!
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Looks like its time to buy another night stand....
Zomg_Okay 26
The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.
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Comments (55)
Sapphire876 11
Well, did he?
swedeNix 13
Well he seems To like u(?)
mybubbles2000 13
A little creepy.
andruszko 2
At least my few one night stands knew they were one night stands ahead of time... Remember, just because you're easy enough to sleep with someone you don't actually like doesn't mean the other person feels the same way. Definitely a YDI for not being clear ahead of time. P.S. I just think it's funny that if in this FML you replaced "he" with "she" there'd be a bunch of people on here calling the guy a womanizer. As I've seen it happen before.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Isn't it a bit sexist that you are referring to the OP as easy, but you say you've had one night stands? I believe that, yes, it would be a bit sexist that it would be likely that a guy would get a lot more hate for this, but, it's sexist to call someone easy, for doing the same thing as you, without calling yourself easy. Also, we don't know the full FML. Maybe she did make it obvious, and the guy is just dumb, or maybe she outright said it and he's delusional. Give OP the benefit of the doubt.
andruszko 2
Fair enough. I tend to not give people the benefit of the doubt, after two years doing a lot of customer service I guess I've grown to always see the bad side in people. But, the few girls I did have one night stands with (I made it very clear) I didn't want to date at the time, but I did like and wouldn't mind my parents meeting if I were to spend any time with them again. My point is, there's still people around who consider sex something personal. I haven't had a one night stand in four years. I wouldn't want to end up sleeping with someone just to find out afterwards they never had any plans of things progressing. Although I know how weird/clingy some guys and girls can be, but I highly doubt the OP is clear of all fault.
Zebediabolical 43
I don't think it's sexist to call OP easy. It's not a judgement, it's a statement of fact relating to that one night. In fact, the way I read it #58 was confessing to being easy a couple of times him/herself.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Why is everyone getting mad at OP about doing this without a serious relationship? I've heard about some place in China where they don't even have marriage, or even really relationships, so everyone who does it is doing it outside of marriage. A whole village. And it's not taboo at all there. It's only a cultural thing that we think that it's really bad.
Epikouros 31
ITYM a matriarchical tribe where men help raise their sister's kids. Marriage isn't necessary there because people live in extended families.
Dipmunch 13
He's going for the mom next
unknown2126 14
Why are people saying ditch him, why preform a one night stand anyway, that desperate for sex?!?!
bigpops 12
I thought women wanted a guy that would commit...
kazrron 5
just a bullshit lie they say so people dont relieze theyre almost all ******
squideth 18
Yep we women are all the same. All several billion of us want the exact same thing. Congrats, you've figured it out.
unknown2126 14
Yes, considering a high percentage of you complain about it
kazrron 5
Your fault for doing a one night stand and especially for not telling him youre using him
Epikouros 31
Don't worry, it's nothing romantic, he just thought you were so hot that he wanted to **** your parents too.