so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
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highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom
So frustrating!
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Twiddle
Canada
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Top comments
hghrider123456 9
Looks like its time to buy another night stand....
Zomg_Okay 26
The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.
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Comments (55)
_googlegirl_ 5
Ok hey I'm new to FML.... can someone please explain to me why everyone is so positive in the comments?
Welshite 39
We aren't upbeat about anything. We actually hate everything, but pretend to be nice to OP while secretly thinking of her demise.
Wakachulak 22
Because if you say what you really think, you get your comment buried.
Zomg_Okay 26
27 - It's because we're all warm and fuzzy. 31 - Only if what you really think is idiotic.
TheDrifter 23
We generally give OP the benefit of the doubt. If they say something wasn't their fault we go with it, for lack of evidence to the contrary. Besides, if you're a prick to everyone, why would they keep sharing funny/embarrassing stories with you?
BrIEB1590 7
Uhhh don't you just hate when that happens!! Awkward!!
MymB612 14
Tell him he needs to meet Ms.RealityCheck first.
dmmrekcd 10
I wouldn't of done it better my self.
crzyknt 9
As much as it sounds like you must've did something good its the complete opposite; you f*cked up hard. Just saying..
Trickiest_K 9
****
iluvpeanutbutter 22
Run. Just run. A fling of mine told everyone we knew that we were going to the UK together to spend Christmas with his family. Some people are just crazy.
Ray_of_midnight 22
Stage 5 Clinger alert! Run!
NodakN8V 25
Inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis. Your screwed.
crystalxa 35
RUN!