so_screwed
Salinas, United States
Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML
Collection
Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Same thing different taste
highlandgirl10
Canada
Today, I brought my boyfriend of a year and a half to meet my parents. Turns out he dated my mom. This should be a fun dinner. FML
notmyfam
Chester Hill, Australia
Awkward
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Anonymous
Bristol, United Kingdom
So frustrating!
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML
fridgemylifee
United States
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Anonymous
Mammy's boy
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML
Overprotected
United States
Today, my parents decided they are going to come with me on my first date. FML
cdestarac
United States
Today, I met my fiancé's parents for the first time. The only problem was that I was highly intoxicated. FML
anon
Mississauga, Canada
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents for the first time. I thought everything went well, until I got a text from him later saying, "Come on mom, she isn't THAT bad." FML
Twiddle
Canada
Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML
Top comments
hghrider123456 9
Looks like its time to buy another night stand....
Zomg_Okay 26
The only thing to do here is make it clear to him that it was just that: a one-night stand.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (55)
AussieChick101 13
Well that escalated quickly..
vlalam 24
Ha ha... He is a keeper...
vipirius 18
Why must this comment be on every relationship related FML?
Zomg_Okay 26
People are still learning that unlike the rest of the Internet, parroting phrases doesn't earn approval on FML.
kwyk 23
People are still learning that unlike the rest of the Internet, parroting phrases doesn't earn approval on FML.
RedPillSucks 31
@43 Number of thumbs up == mind blown
Zomg_Okay 26
43 - Very well played!
Spider_Web 11
If he's using the app he must've checked for spelling fifty times before posting..
mattrd_fml 31
same reason why "sounds like a shitty situation" is commented on every FML related to poop.
WhiteCrimson 23
Well you clearly made an lasting impression the night before in the sack. If the feelings mutual the go with it
TyT63 12
you really "screwed" that one up
Missyeru 14
Run!! If after a one night stand he wants to meet your parents, after a week he'll wanna marry you!!
Maxilius 9
So, the answer is no. it's that simple. You say no, and tell him to not contact you.
jasmine2301 25
Why do you need to 'buy' to have sex with people? Get yourself a boyfriend OP. Pretty pathetic.
Mifflicious 18
What if there's no one she's in love with? You don't just go out on the street and pick a guy to be your boyfriend, you know.
DocBastard 38
Jasmine - Right you are. In fact, let's take it a step further and demand that OP get a husband. This isn't 1952. Casual sex is perfectly acceptable these days.
greenpixi 10
Why do you assume everyone wants to be in a committed relationship? You're pathetic if you assume your ideal relationship works for everyone else.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Where in the FML did they say that they bought it? I'm pretty sure if she paid for it, that would make him a prostitute, not a one night stand.
Abominations 7
Rent some hobos to play the part of parents. Test his love!
jrock9093 18
Well maybe you shouldn't have one night stands you kind of deserve it and it was probably difficult when you probably live with mommy and daddy sorry op but it's your own fought
DocBastard 38
Oh where to start? 1) Run on sentences make people cringe. Learn punctuation. 2) Assumptions make you look like an imbecile. Nowhere is it even hinted that OP lives with her parents. 3) Fought? Seriously? I'm trying to figure out how this could possibly be a typo, but I just can't. F-A-U-L-T
Welshite 39
It's ok, guys. I read his profile, and he's "very good looking". I assume this means he thinks the females will automatically forgive his judgmental conclusions or his terrible writing skills. Wait...
Ashleighalfred 14
not good looking enough to put up with his douchebag attitude. (not good looking really at all) and im a serious spelling/grammer nazi, so I wanted to punch him just on principle.
Zomg_Okay 26
37: "im a serious spelling/grammer nazi" should read "I'm a serious spelling/grammar Nazi". That's not even the only mistake you made.
Not_Impressed13 9
Wait. What? We STILL can't upvote staff comments?
gracehi 31
52, Really, really, ridiculously good-looking?
Wakachulak 22
"Mom, dad, this is the guy I ****** last night. I don't know his name, so he'll have to introduce himself. Honey?"
mybubbles2000 13
OMG. That was good.
RedPillSucks 31
Only to find out that dad knew his name from a previous "one night stand"