Today, I noticed white stuff in my colored clothes as I transferred them from the washer to the dryer. That's when I realized that the white stuff is my paycheck which I had put in my pants earlier. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had to do my laundry. Being too lazy to separate them into different colors, or even check the pockets of my jeans, I threw everything I own into one load. Turns out I had left a tin of lip balm in one of my pockets. My whole wardrobe is now covered in spots that won't come out. FML
Today, I woke up on the couch and realized I had fallen asleep while doing laundry. Ran to the laundry room, and found all my clothes gone. I really wish I hadn't been doing a load of all my pants. FML
Today, I walked around town doing errands. When I got home, I realized my short socks were two different shades of white. FML
Today, I thought I was clever for doing my laundry while multitasking and making dinner. When I went to transfer my clothes from the washer to the dryer, I discovered that I'd accidentally washed a pack of gum that was in my pocket. The gum had melted into my favorite shirt, and I now have a sticky mess to deal with. FML
Today, I pulled my clothes out of the dryer and realized I had washed an entire pack of tissues with them. Every single piece of clothing was covered in what looked like tiny snowflakes. I now look like I’ve been rolling around in dandruff. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
Today, I went to pick up my laundry from the communal machines in my apartment building. When I got there, all my clothes were neatly folded on top of the dryer. I was impressed, until I realized half of the pile wasn’t mine. I'd been carrying someone else’s underwear up to my apartment. FML
Today, I spilled vanilla yogurt on my pants while eating breakfast, but I forgot to clean it up. It left a very conspicuous white stain on my pants, that was there the entire day. I only noticed it when I looked in the mirror after getting home. FML
Today, I was on my way to class and it was muddy outside, so I slipped and it looks like I shit myself. I'm wearing white pants. FML
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bubbles1286 1
So ask your work to stop payment on the cheque and issue another....?
blland 0
I made this face :O for like, 10 seconds, making the sounds of "AWWWW. AWWWWW."
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Comments (61)
tukker 0
well that wasnt very smart, was it?
bubbles1286 1
So ask your work to stop payment on the cheque and issue another....?
cucuto89 0
yea exactly, thats why its a check, not cash.
The_White_Rabbit 0
Hmm...so tell your boss to void the check and get a new one? Couple days inconvenience, but not that big a deal...
Hugorgy 0
Always check your pockets before throwing clothing in the wash. You can only blame yourself in this situation. If money was that important to you, I doubt you'd forget your paycheck like that.
chewyca99 14
That doesnt make sense. Even if OP was the wealthiest person alive it still sucks to lose a check.
GanjAxZermA 0
yea I always check my pockets before hand.. you should so that too..
mae18_fml 0
that really, really sucks. FYL
blland 0
I made this face :O for like, 10 seconds, making the sounds of "AWWWW. AWWWWW."
luhvjb 0
happens all the time,I threw my brothers wallet in the washer & dryer last night.
Pegasos989 0
YDI for using cheques. It's 21st century, nobody outside USA uses those anymore.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
Because it's the OP's fault that the USA is the only place still using checks...
StaticDown 0
Yeah they do, my mom always does for everything, I get my paychecks and allowance/pocketmoney in check form. and I live in Europe.
unique_freak 17
people still uses checks all the time in canada too, especially to get paid
GCali4 0
oh my god that sucks! but im sure you could tell your boss and get another??
Mylife_is_so_fd 0
YDI for not having your money directly deposited to your bank account.
betseyville 6
Some places don't offer direct deposit. My job doesn't and I washed my paycheck before. All you have to do is bring the damaged check and ask them to cut another one for you. They should do it for you.