By Anonyme - 14/04/2015 09:14 - Lithuania

Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML
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MisterKnowItAll 15

Breakfast to go.

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Kakapo4Ever 11

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

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MisterKnowItAll 15

Breakfast to go.

46 3
species4872 19

The batteries have leaked.

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Kakapo4Ever 11

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

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Mauskau 35

I put a banana in a colleagues laptop bag and it took him a week to find it. He used the bag every day, and unfortunately for me he found the banana when I was in the toilet so I didn't get to see it :(

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captain_hero89 22

that's what you get for trying to skip the most important meal of the day

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RichardPencil 30

As bad as that was, I'm glad this story is that he slipped literal sausage into your literal purse.

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RichardPencil 30

Put raw shrimp under his mattress. Revenge has to be massive.

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Bearsmomma 30

Limburger cheese is the very best nastiness for pranks.

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Kalilahshmeow 8

A more savage revenge would be pouring the water or oil from a tuna can into the vents of heir car, by the windshield.

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BadLuckBeauty92 17

wasnt expecting the sausage. literally lol'd.

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ThrottleJockey 35

Ah, the age old game of Hide The Sausage. It's as old as time itself.

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Ilmoran 20

Not a game fathers and daughters generally play together though...

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