FML : Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my...

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Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML

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By Anonyme - / Tuesday 14 April 2015 09:14 / Lithuania

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By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#6712638 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:07

Breakfast to go.

By Kakapo4Ever | 11

#6712648 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:22

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

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By MisterKnowItAll | 15

#6712638 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:07

Breakfast to go.

By species4872 | 19

#6712639 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:09

The batteries have leaked.

By chirstinap325 | 21

#6712645 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:15

He must've hid it pretty well.

By Kakapo4Ever | 11

#6712648 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:22

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

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Mauskau | 35

#6712797 - Monday 14 November 2016 22:44

I put a banana in a colleagues laptop bag and it took him a week to find it. He used the bag every day, and unfortunately for me he found the banana when I was in the toilet so I didn't get to see it :(

By wmayrhofer | 13

#6712651 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:26

I am sure he meant well. Yay sausage!

By captain_hero89 | 21

#6712657 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:43

that's what you get for trying to skip the most important meal of the day

By RichardPencil | 25

#6712660 - Monday 14 November 2016 15:57

As bad as that was, I'm glad this story is that he slipped literal sausage into your literal purse.

By RichardPencil | 25

#6712668 - Monday 14 November 2016 16:11

Put raw shrimp under his mattress.

Revenge has to be massive.

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Bearsmomma | 30

#6712820 - Monday 14 November 2016 23:43

Limburger cheese is the very best nastiness for pranks.

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Kalilahshmeow | 8

#6712849 - Tuesday 15 November 2016 0:44

A more savage revenge would be pouring the water or oil from a tuna can into the vents of heir car, by the windshield.

By BadLuckBeauty92 | 16

#6712697 - Monday 14 November 2016 18:27

wasnt expecting the sausage. literally lol'd.

By ThrottleJockey | 33

#6712719 - Monday 14 November 2016 19:22

Ah, the age old game of Hide The Sausage. It's as old as time itself.

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Ilmoran | 19

#6713085 - Tuesday 15 November 2016 20:05

Not a game fathers and daughters generally play together though...

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