Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML
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MisterKnowItAll
| 15
Breakfast to go.
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Kakapo4Ever
| 11
How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?
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By
MisterKnowItAll
| 15
Breakfast to go.
By
species4872
| 19
The batteries have leaked.
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chirstinap325
| 21
He must've hid it pretty well.
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Kakapo4Ever
| 11
How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?
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Mauskau
| 35
I put a banana in a colleagues laptop bag and it took him a week to find it. He used the bag every day, and unfortunately for me he found the banana when I was in the toilet so I didn't get to see it :(
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wmayrhofer
| 18
I am sure he meant well. Yay sausage!
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captain_hero89
| 21
that's what you get for trying to skip the most important meal of the day
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RichardPencil
| 30
As bad as that was, I'm glad this story is that he slipped literal sausage into your literal purse.
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RichardPencil
| 30
Put raw shrimp under his mattress.
Revenge has to be massive.
Revenge has to be massive.
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Bearsmomma
| 30
Limburger cheese is the very best nastiness for pranks.
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Kalilahshmeow
| 8
A more savage revenge would be pouring the water or oil from a tuna can into the vents of heir car, by the windshield.
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BadLuckBeauty92
| 17
wasnt expecting the sausage. literally lol'd.
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ThrottleJockey
| 34
Ah, the age old game of Hide The Sausage. It's as old as time itself.
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Ilmoran
| 20
Not a game fathers and daughters generally play together though...