By Anonyme - 14/04/2015 09:14 - Lithuania

Today, after searching everywhere to find out where the funny smell that seemed to follow me everywhere came from, I finally found the sausage that my father had put in my purse. It has been a week. FML
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Breakfast to go.

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

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Breakfast to go.

species4872 19

The batteries have leaked.

He must've hid it pretty well.

How do you not notice a sausage in your purse for a whole week? Don't you ever use it?

I put a banana in a colleagues laptop bag and it took him a week to find it. He used the bag every day, and unfortunately for me he found the banana when I was in the toilet so I didn't get to see it :(

I am sure he meant well. Yay sausage!

that's what you get for trying to skip the most important meal of the day

As bad as that was, I'm glad this story is that he slipped literal sausage into your literal purse.

Put raw shrimp under his mattress. Revenge has to be massive.

Limburger cheese is the very best nastiness for pranks.

A more savage revenge would be pouring the water or oil from a tuna can into the vents of heir car, by the windshield.

wasnt expecting the sausage. literally lol'd.

Ah, the age old game of Hide The Sausage. It's as old as time itself.

Not a game fathers and daughters generally play together though...