Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML
Today, I overheard my 11-year-old son giving my 8-year-old daughter the sex talk. FML
Today, my son asked me where babies come from. I told him, "From god." He came back with, "Daddy said it was from fucking." FML
Today, my little sister asked what masturbation was. We were having a family dinner with my grandparents. My mother then said, "Why don't you ask your brother? He is a pro." FML
Today, my son asked his mom about sex, so she talked about love, marriage, God, affection and all that bollocks, missing the point that he wanted to know about having good sex since he has a girlfriend now, so I explained all the wet, squishy practical bits of sex. Now my wife is mad at me. FML
Today, I was babysitting my barely-pubescent cousins, and they started talking about giving blowjobs to their "boyfriends". When I got mad at them, telling them they shouldn't be thinking of that stuff, they said I was just pissed because I "haven't gotten laid." FML
Today, I brought a boy over to my house to help with a history project. My mom suddenly swooped in and bombarded him with questions about his and my sex life, and how she wants to have exactly four grandchildren. FML
Today, I sat my son down for the sex talk. By the time it was over, he'd corrected me on several factual errors and told me what felching is. Now I remember why I never wanted kids. FML
Today, on a train, a little boy and a little girl came up to me and asked how babies are made. Already pretty uncomfortable with their question, their mother suddenly appeared and said, "Go on, tell them!" FML
Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML
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black0belt0babe7 0
OH my god, this just made my day! What's the world coming to?
teethingtom 0
Tell your nephew I need my penthouse back
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aridawn 0
Just say, "You can't make babies with ********. Lesbians, on the other hand, need to go to the sperm bank. Or they can use a friend's sperm. Then there is the annoying red tape that comes with the legal guardianship and what rights the mother's partner has in the baby's life. It's really a complicated process, but if you have the time, I can explain it to you."
tpark7 0
Nowadays, younger kids are getting more perverted. I knew someone who, was 11 at the time, was watching GGW. Also, there's these groups of 9 or 10 year olds, and they are so ******* perverted. I was never like that at that age.
Ima_dino_rawr 0
Hahah, kids these days..
2good4you 0
wtf you guys are retarded kids these days find out about sex at grade 1 most people find out about ******** and lesbos around your nephews age, chill, ur life is fine!!!
Emmett_Luver_101 0
ROFLMAO
WildBill1337 0
kids these days are perverted. i worry about humanity's future
sammyg 0
lol i don't know what is more depressing that an 11 year old wants to hear about blow jobs and lesbians from his aunt. or that he thinks that is how babies are made.
dudeman1212 22
The "where do baby's come from?" line was just a setup to get to the good stuff
jrpm 0
sounds like a sex offender in the making
jdkfgkjdfb 0
You haven't been to any middle schools recently, have you? 5th graders—11th graders or so are the most sick-minded people.
24788 7
Kids just want to know everything when they're young.