FML : Today, 5 years after the fact, I finally realized how dense I am for not understanding that when she undresses in front of you and poses naked, she isn't...

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Today, 5 years after the fact, I finally realized how dense I am for not understanding that when she undresses in front of you and poses naked, she isn't expecting you to be a gentleman and turn around and leave the room. It's haunting me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By CharlesEmersonW - / Sunday 2 September 2018 02:30 / Romania - Timisoara

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By real life problems | 26

#7686516 - Sunday 2 September 2018 1:58

It took you 5 years to realize that? Are you thick

By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7682689 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:40

At least you'll know what to do next time. You can finally progress in your still life art class.

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By BurnInDemonFire | 24

#7682689 - Sunday 26 August 2018 0:40

At least you'll know what to do next time. You can finally progress in your still life art class.

By arandomperson97 | 18

#7686510 - Sunday 2 September 2018 1:33

... boi...

By real life problems | 26

#7686516 - Sunday 2 September 2018 1:58

It took you 5 years to realize that? Are you thick

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Bloo2555 | 22

#7686587 - Sunday 2 September 2018 7:26

That was what he said, yes.

By Victoria Juan | 4

#7686519 - Sunday 2 September 2018 2:10

Oh honey....

By xxWTFxx1981 | 17

#7686524 - Sunday 2 September 2018 2:24

bro I messed up the same way seriously she was in lingerie but said minutes before she wasn't looking for a relationship... yeah I know duh friend with benefits i was really young..

By RichardPencil | 26

#7686540 - Sunday 2 September 2018 3:48

She didn’t leave you after the first time?

By LostInTheZone11 | 26

#7686573 - Sunday 2 September 2018 6:43

What else did you need? Runway landing lights?

By Warmonger_Smurf | 29

#7686579 - Sunday 2 September 2018 7:09

Well OP, there is a small chance you were right. For example, I’d come home to my now exwife dressed in lingerie. But she’d have no interest in sex. Than again she did leave me for another man. Wait..... am I dense? Ah Damn it!

By Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 | 20

#7686592 - Sunday 2 September 2018 7:49

Ichika, is that you?

By jac_1964_au | 19

#7686614 - Sunday 2 September 2018 8:43

Grow a pair

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