Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
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Today, my mother found out about the psychology exam I have to take tomorrow. Before leaving for her vacation this morning, she grabbed the internet router and took it with her to "get rid of distractions". I have one day to figure out how to access this online exam without Internet. FML
You have been warned
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my dad got a warning from our ISP for going well over their fair usage limit. I barely use our wifi, and I keep telling him he should password-protect our router to stop people leeching our Internet. He's blaming me anyway, and says I'm grounded until January. FML
Today, during an exam, the guy next to me tried to cheat by looking at my test but was caught by the proctor. His defense was that no one would ever cheat off me. The proctor agreed and allowed him to finish the test. FML
Today, my brother changed the password on my laptop so that I can't log into my profile. All my notes for school are on it and finals start on Monday. Guess who can't remember the new password. FML
Today, four hours before a test, I received an email from my professor saying that the test had been canceled. When I checked my email again before bed, I found another email from my professor saying that his email had been hacked and the test was was still on. FML
Today, my manager asked me for the password to my Internet so she could Skype family since she can't pay her bill. This is the same woman who just a week ago tried to evict me because my rent was an hour late. Trying to be the bigger person, I gave her the password. She changed my password. FML
Today, I missed my history exam because they'd changed the day. Apparently they sent out an email to let everyone know. Too bad I'd banned myself from the internet in order to study for the exam. FML
Today, I got cited for "internet plagiarism" and called to the dean's office. I'd been sitting a closed-book written exam, and my teacher had been breathing down my neck the whole time. FML
Wicked game
Today, I finally password-protected my phone, to protect it from my friends' favorite game: stealing it and sending stupid texts, and hijacking my Facebook. They quickly found a new game. My phone is now locked for 24 hours due to too many attempts to guess the password. FML
Top comments
Awesomeaxel 24
Thats what you get when you freeload. Get your own wifi dude!
Omfgitsmia 15
I don't whether you deserved this or if your life sucks lol. Maybe a little of both.
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suckitstyles 11
It's kinda hard not to say you deserved it..
awkwardloveannie 28
get your own? if that is financially impossible should've gone to Starbucks(I know they have slow internet) or somewhere with wife. not fair to your neighbor that you used theirs
Nyx_fml 23
The good thing is that it's easy to find a place with a wife.
awkwardloveannie 28
haha yeah I messed up my spelling, it happens. and its suprisingly difficult to find a place with a wife
annie_nk 22
Or the campus library. Which ever is closer. It's 2013. A lot of places offer free wifi now a days.
brackaman 18
That may be true 53, but what is the library's policy on free wives? I think that's the important issue here.
Goblin182 26
I have got to find a way to password protect my wife.
Sinistra_Blue 12
That's true, you don't want your neighborhood to share your wife. At least not unless they ask nicely.
lifeof_toad 19
I'm leaning towards YDI more than FYL. This is why you should always go for the stable/secure wi-fi when doing important stuff online.
olpally 32
That's pretty stupid of you op. get your own damn wifi.
DocBastard 38
This is exactly why my wireless network name is "**** OFF, CHEAPSKATE". And why I have a password.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Hmm I like that name. Might change it from my, "Virus Distribution Network."
Greenteamextreme 16
I had mine as 'The LAN before time' for a few years now lol
RedPillSucks 31
You should name it "unbreakable"
JaneChemi_fml 21
at the risk of being buried in down votes I will admit I named mine westboro baptists NYC
MzZombicidal 36
I named mine Bill Wi The Science Fi. We had also just gotten wifi at the time and, while trying to figure out password protection, had 3 different people connect to it. Even after we did put a password lock on, the neighbors came and asked for our damn password. I told them if they connected to my internet again, I'd borrow their cars whenever I wanted. They got the hint.
Dontalktome 9
Should name it "FBI surveillance van"
Earl_KarmasBitch 34
I remember a friend of mine had a neighbour with the ID "We can hear you having sex"
BriCx 8
102 my neighbors actually did that and also named one K-9 unit. It's sad that they think someone would fall for that. Not that I tap into theirs of course. They can have their wifi.
apu_nahasapeemap 10
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apu_nahasapeemap 10
#120, my neighbour has that WiFi name now!
No45Anubis 2
nnnice.
TheLonelyZerg 5
You're dumb. You should have went to the library for something like this. YDI.
Sweetpea22 14
YDI. You should have gone to a place like Starbucks who has free WIFI, the library, or have your own internet. Stop mooching off of other peoples WIFI
kingofbako 1
Im sorry but you deserve it
StellaNox 16
My wifi is named "get your own damn internet" and theres a reason for it. Sorry, OP, but you should have had a backup-plan.
Sweetpea22 14
I know right? And then he expects to get sympathy for being a moocher
loooloool 13
Ydi you free loader