Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
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GodPart2 20
It doesn't matter if the shot was accidental... OP, run... away from your boyfriend... fast!!!!
Grauncho 27
This may be a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing if you leave this guy, you would be dodging a bullet.
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Comments (151)
peacefully84 19
Did you at least offer to pay for it? If he brought it over, he probably wanted more than an apology. Also, your boyfriend is an idiot.
RadikulRam 16
OP, tell your BF to learn Muzzle discipline and Trigger discipline. He's making gun owners look bad, and will probably get himself shot while posing for a kewl gangtsa pic for fb. That's why you see a lot of soldiers/officers point their guns down, or keep them holstered when not firing. And it's also why you see them rest their fingers on the side of the gun and not keep it on the trigger. Fun fact: Characters in GTA 5 also do this.
brdhntr31 1
Lets take gun safety advice from the guy who informs us that the characters in GTA: 5 are safe gun toters...jack ass...
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
30- Why is he a jackass? Because he gave you sound advice about how to handle a gun? Or because he mentioned a game that has characters that are know for destruction and are safe?
Soloman212 28
I think the point, #30, was that he was saying that even the satirically dumb and violent characters in a videogame bashed for promoting unsafeness and violence aren't stupid enough to not heed muzzle and trigger discipline.
brdhntr31 1
Sound advice? From a video game? So I guess its ok to steal cars and rob/kill hookers on the street too? It's ok on the game right? I've carried a gun every day of my life for the last 10 years and have been an avid and safe hunter for almost 20. The last thing I need is advice from some gamer JACK ASS about weapn safety
Hesher 19
Well good thing that advice wasn't for you, 112.
cricketsins 36
Everyone else has got the whole "why was he firing a weapon" thing covered... but once he did fire it through the wall, why wouldn't you guys go over there and make sure everything was okay?
Aleys_fml 21
My thoughts exactly they could have shot & killed the neighbor.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
13- My question is, how did the neighbor not hear the gunshot? After all, he thought it was a drill. Unless he wasn't home at the time, but surely someone would have called the police after hearing a gunshot.
allie2590 31
It's possible the neighbour wasn't home when the shot was fired.
DavidKnows 11
they? Or HE #24?
OptimusVader 23
It's also possible the girlfriend wasn't home at the time the boyfriend shot his gun and he only told her about it when she got home.
Aleys_fml 21
Well #67 IF the shot had killed the neighbor and she knew her bf had fired a shot through the wall (whether she was there or he told her about it), in some states she could also be responsible.
token_blackguy 18
Hopefully your neighbor is smart enough. To call the cops on your boyfriend.
WhiteCrimson 23
Odd how the shot was fired but no investigation was made from his side to make sure the neighbor was ok. Hospitals can't cure stupid! Not like his.
LennyComa 39
That ******* napkin holder had it coming....
LSS_fml 18
There is something seriously ******* wrong with your boyfriend: and it's not just the fact that he's still your boyfriend.... **** your neighbour's life!!
ASBriere 8
Probably not a good idea to put this incriminating info on the Internet. Now you are just as responsible cause you are aware of your dumb *ss boyfriend not being responsible enough for weapon. If I knew him I'd pound him into next year and you should rethink your relationship
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Did I read correctly? Your boyfriend shot a bullet to a wall of an inhabited house? Is he stupid or what?
Mynamewontfi 40
Be thankful the neighbour wasn't shot instead. Who fires a gun inside the house, probably for fun, anyway? Oh, that's right, irresponsible assholes who shouldn't have a gun in the first place. And why didn't any of you check if the neighbours were okay? Sorry for the long rant, shit like this just makes me furious.