Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
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GodPart2 20
It doesn't matter if the shot was accidental... OP, run... away from your boyfriend... fast!!!!
Grauncho 27
This may be a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing if you leave this guy, you would be dodging a bullet.
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Comments (151)
Jelbeztok 17
Why was he shooting a gun in the house in the first place?
btcrusin 11
Whit trash
TheMathMajor 26
... How do you know any of them are white?
xzeldax3 18
I don't understand how she deserves this guys, it's definitely a "your life sucks" FML. Now the boyfriend on the other hand, yes he deserved it.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
I voted she deserves it because she was well aware that her highly intelligent (read: ******* imbecile) boyfriend had discharged his weapon in the house yet didn't bother to notify anyone, or check if the neighbor was okay. In my opinion that makes her just as bad, she's condoning his poor behavior. The other thing that is kind of bugging me, why post this on a site meant for laughs at others issues if she didn't find it funny? I doubt she was looking for sympathy.
yan118 9
Wait, he was more worried about the napkin holder than the wall?
ZY1431 24
what was the bullets true destination
FezzesAreCool 18
That poor napkin holder
1947Chevy 17
It's illegal to shoot at houses
worldclassrager 41
Why did your boyfriend have a gun? And fire it for that matter...
edanielleh 21
your boyfriend is really lucky that the guy didn't know it was a bullet and that nobody got hurt. please get him to gun safety classes before he accidentally hurts a person
piff7 14
I really hope there's a follow up as to why exactly he even fired that gun... And if you two are still together...