Today, my neighbor brought a ruined napkin holder over and claimed that we drilled a hole through his wall and ruined it. I apologized, not telling him that it was actually a bullet that my boyfriend shot through the wall. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML
Today, I found out that the loud "firecrackers" I heard the night before were actually shotgun blasts by my neighbor murdering his girlfriend. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about him and his female friend’s friendship making me uncomfortable. He responded by throwing the mother of all fits and punching a hole in the wall. He said I have to pay for the repair, because I "made him do it." FML
Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML
Today, I arrived at work to find a bullet hole in the window of the storefront we're leasing. Security assured me it had always been there and the glass shards on the floor had somehow been missed in my many vacuum passes and the pre-lease inspection two months ago, so no need to worry or fix it. FML
Today, after a full year of work getting my house decorated, it was finally finished. I stepped back from the last painted wall to admire it and my neighbour on the other side of the wall, who was doing some decorating of his own, drilled too far and punched his drill bit right through the wall. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I got home to my wife surrounded by plaster, old cement and bricks, and a fucking massive hole in the kitchen wall leading through into next door's kitchen. Apparently she tried to put up a shelf and the wall “fell down”. FML
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GodPart2 20
It doesn't matter if the shot was accidental... OP, run... away from your boyfriend... fast!!!!
Grauncho 27
This may be a shot in the dark, but I'm guessing if you leave this guy, you would be dodging a bullet.
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Comments (151)
mandacleary 14
because drunk rednecks are the ONLY people who are stupid enough to fire a gun inside an apartment
rawr_monster_ 15
How did your neighbor not notice a bullet?
Sintrip 7
Well that escalated quickly
Nakoma_fml 10
Where did the bullet go?
harryb1963 3
This is wreckless endangerment and should be reported. Might be a napkin holder next time.
greyy_goooose 11
My 4 year old knows how to handle a gun better than this guy.
xxjenn123xx 11
My question is, why was he shooting his gun in the house in the first place? Imagine the shit storm that'd come if the neighbor knew the truth
Ray_of_midnight 23
FYL for having a boyfriend who's so careless handling firearms and had a negligent discharge. Let's review Col. Jeff Cooper's Four Rules, shall we? 1. Treat every firearm as if it were loaded, all the time. 2. Do not aim a firearm at anything you do not which to destroy. 3. Be certain of your target, and what is behind it. 4. Do not put your finger on the trigger until you are ready to fire. (Sometimes phrased as "Keep your damn booger-hook off the bang-switch!")
crazymentalblond 25
I'm in the Navy and we're taught the same four principles. Worded quite differently but still the same. I like that last part though "booger-hook" and "bang-switch". It saddens me to say this but the fact that we have to phrase it that way for some of these people makes me wonder why we're trusting them with a weapon.
youngjeezy_fml 4
i dont know whose dumber..the boy friend for shooting at home or the girl friend who oh so cleverly covered for him and yet chose to put it all on fml :) .. maybe u assumed the neighbour is illiterate!
WickedWolf 11
Uhm jail? Why.... Why no jail?