Today, my mum thought it was perfectly acceptable to post a status on Facebook about how well she is healing up after her hemorrhoid surgery, and tag me in it. FML
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Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, my mother posted a video of me giving birth, on Facebook. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook post about me starting my period and for everyone to be nice to me. FML
Today, my mom made a Facebook status about me: "My daughter is on her rags and won't shut the fuck up #annoyingbitch". FML
Today, my mom tagged me in a picture on Facebook. It's a very zoomed in picture of a zit that had just recently erupted on my face. The caption is "My baby's biggest zit yet!" FML
Today, a friend posted the Facebook status "Ahhh... relief." Trying to be funny, I replied "Why? Did you just poop?" A few hours later, I read her previous posts and found out her dad's in the hospital having heart surgery. Now everyone thinks I'm a heartless dick. FML
Today, I found out my mom had a miscarriage before I was born. I had no idea about this, and the reason I found out was that she posted it on Facebook, where I'm friends with her. She feels fine posting about this to complete strangers but not talking to me about it? FML
Today, my mom added me on Facebook. She wrote on my wall, for the whole world to see, "Why are you swearing on the internet?! You're grounded". FML
Today, I read my mom's Facebook status. It said, "So sick of kids, can't wait for Vegas this week!" My dad, along with 12 others, liked it. I didn't even know she was going to Vegas. FML
Today, my sister and I were both on Facebook, updating our statuses. I set mine to "just got released from hospital with Baby Lily", as I'd had a baby earlier this week. My sister set hers to "menstrual blood smells like shrimp". Her status got 37 likes. Mine got none. FML
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iMISFIT 0
It's not official till its Facebook official.
Pelvispresley 8
When a parent has a Facebook you know it won't end well...
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Comments (149)
sillywigwam 3
I'm glad it's recovering well
mrteacup 0
Yeah just introduce her to pintrest that should keep her off facebook
Voney240 0
lol sounds perfectly acceptable to me :-P
tony1891 22
like I always say. some things are just not meant to be shared on Facebook. especially your hemorrhoid surgery
quontag 15
5:( (facepalm)
RedEagleEyes 7
Kinda glad my parents hardly know how to use technology
stormchaser24 24
This is why I have two Facebook accounts. One for my parents and one for real.
hewro_failure 11
So when she tagged you in it does that mean you are a hemorrhoid to her?
jwbfml 11
So are you gonna be her new pain in the ass or something?
Rainbowbright99 4
Oh come on OP! There is nothing wrong with your friends reading about, and possibly imagining you mom's balloon knot.